THE BUSH SPEECH DRINKING GAME

[Ellen Forradalom]

OK folks, time to set down the rules for the shot-pounding during Bush's little peroration. What words/phrases is he most likely to utter and what should we do when he utters them? I'll start the two lists, you add!

WORDS/PHRASES

Iraq
weapons of mass destruction
Saddam Hussein
evil
liberation
UN

ACTIONS

drain shot glass
moon the TV
donate $1 to your favorite Democrat

[SmileyBoy]

1. I LOOOOOVE that picture!!!

Gawd, I wish I could be able to scan pics onto a messgae board. I don't have a permanent host to put them on, tho.

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. Then you'll love this thread

Many more:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=169468

[Maccagirl]

3. There's going to be ALOT of drunk people tonight!

n/t

[Mikimouse]

4. Add this to the list of responses

(Screaming at the televised idiot)-"hogy a kutyad meg nem baszot meg!"

[Ellen Forradalom]

8. Igaz e? Jobb mint a kovetkozo...?

Menj el a jó kurva anyjádat hülye lófasz!

[Twillig]

5. "War on Terror"

will figure in at least 15 times. No matter what he is talking about.

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. Oooh, good one!

How could I have missed War on Terra! That will get me falling down drunk all by itself!

[Ellen Forradalom]

13. "Blesssings of Freedom"

"The Iraqi People"
"war of liberation"

[proud patriot]

6. Is that your T.V. ?

I think that would help me get through the speech .

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. It could be yours.

Write whatever reminders you need, and tape it to the box.

[CanuckAmok]

7. This just off the wire:

(AP) A mysterious illness is sweeping Democrats nationwide this evening, creating bedlam in hospital emergency rooms from Boston to San Diego. The symptoms are varied, but medical officials describe them as being indicative of acute alcohol poisoning. Experts are stumped, as there seems to be no direct cause to the mysterious illness, which began sweeping throgh the US approximately three milliseconds into President Bush's televised speech. Scientists, as usual, are baffled.

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Shortly followed by

The Dean campaign reported $12.5 million in donations in 15 minutes, during Bush's speech tonight. They are at a loss to explain the rush of online contributions.

[beanball]

10. The village drunk

where is my cheap jug of wine?can't afford the good stuff since Shrubco occupied america.

[peekaloo]

14. crocodile tears (I'm betting)

or eyes welling up when he speaks of "continued sacrifice" of our brave men and women..........I'm opting for a revised Howard Beale statement to be screamed from the window....."I'm sick of this shit and you slumbering fuckers need to wake up to what Whistle Ass is doing in the name of our country".

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. afternoon kick

:kick:

[Blue-Jay]

16. Can I moon my favorite Democrat?

Not to be disrespectful. I just like showing my ass to people. :D