Favourite Simpsons character

[George_Bonanza]

Mine is Mr. Burns. I hate the way they seem to be making him more "down to earth" by associating him with Homer Simpson, like in the episode where he needed Homer's help to get that chick, and where Homer was his prank monkey (awful episode with no resolution). I prefer Burns to be the cold distant Blofeld-like villain of Springfield. I love it when Homer used to always scream when he saw Burns unexpectedly, because after all, Burns owns Homer.

BTW, what's a freeper?

[Lizz612]

1. Lisa!!!!

I love Lisa! "I'm getting used to never being noticed." She's such a sweetie!


Freeper is what the FreeRepublic people call themselves and we use it in a derogatory sense. Someone give this man the link to the DU Dictionary.

[greyl]

8. Lisa's my favorite too :)

And here's the link to the DU glossary for the first poster http://dug.seattleactivist.org/



edited: OOPS...I accidentally posted under my SO's login. I'm PunkinPi.

[dawgman]

2. Ralph Wiggum everyday and twice on Sunday...so I'll say it again

Ralph Wiggum who once said "My favorite color is clear."

[Breezy du Nord]

10. The doctor says i wouldn't get nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there!

Ralph's the best!

edit: Stupid! I for got my favorite one:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

[dawgman]

13. It tastes like burning!

[Breezy du Nord]

16. "My cat's breath smells like cat food"

:D

[CanuckAmok]

20. "I'm happy AND angry!!" n/t

[Breezy du Nord]

21. "You Choo-choo choose me?"

"It's funny cuz there's a picture of a train on it."

[dawgman]

22. I dress myself he says standing with his head out of the poop shoot

and his arms out of the legs of his pajamas.

[JohnKleeb]

27. my best day was the day when the doctor told me I didnt have no more worms

btw
I like ralph
Mr. Burns
Homer
Chief Wiggum
and endless others

[dawgman]

31. MIss Hoover, I don't have a red crayon.

"Why not Ralph"
"Because I ate it."

Miss Hoover my parents won't let me have scissors (class laughing)

The Children are right to laugh at you Ralph, these things couldn't cut butter.

[JohnKleeb]

33. lol

Are you my mommy

[Breezy du Nord]

37. I think it's pretty obvious he's NOT, John.

Jeez...

J/k :P

[proud patriot]

3. Lisa is my Favorite

She reminds me of me ....

A freeper is a person who posts at a website
called free republic . This is what they call
themselves . When they vote in polls they encourage
and teach you how to "freep" a poll by voting multiple
times .

When DUers ask to "unfreep: a poll we do not encourage multiple
voting in fact it is HIGHLY frowned upon as Bad Form here on DU.

[sasquatch]

4. Homer

I love seeing the next dumb thing Homer is going to do.

[DinahMoeHum]

5. I like Smithers. . .the perfect toadie to Mr. Burns.

n/t

:evilgrin:

[Jonte_1979]

6. Abraham J. Simpson

Or Charles Montgomery Burns.

[Deja Q]

7. Lisa, Poochie, Comic Book Guy, Smithers

Well, I think Smithers is a repuke, but nobody's perfect...

[George_Bonanza]

41. Gay Smithers a repuke? Not likely...

Remember that in Sideshow Bob Roberts, he went behind Mr. Burns' back to thwart Sideshow Bob's Republican run as mayor.

[gyopsy]

9. Classic Mr. Burns...

but Mr. Burns hasn't been half as funny in the later seasons as he was at first. He was at his best when he was witty and was never able to remember Homer even though they kept encountering each other many times

[CanuckAmok]

11. Mr. Burns...

So many classic lines. I like him best when he's shocked/overwhelmed by something completely commonplace, or shows his compete detachment from the progress of the 20th/21st centuries:

"I'd like to send this message via aerogram to the Prussian Consulate in Siam. Am I too late for the 11:30 autogyro?"

"You there! Fill my tank with petrolium distillate and don't forget to revulcanize my tires."

"'No More Tears'. A nice sentiment, but beyond the control of a mere shampoo..."

"I am riding on a bus."

"Books and cocoa in the same store?! What's next, a talking banana?...Of course, the very idea of a talking banana is ludicrous...but still..."

"You call this postum?!"

"Look at me, I'm Davey Crockett!"

"Out of my way--I'm a motorist!"

"Ketchup? Catsup? Ketchup? Catsup? Hmm...I'm in over my head."

"No, no. Let's not make mere snowmen, let's make real men...out of snow!"



and, of course, my sig line:

"Oppressiona and harassment are a small price to pay to live in the Land of the Free."

[Paragon]

12. Does Jessica count?

She's unintentionally funny. :silly:

[peekaloo]

19. lol....just how much chicken does

Chicken of the Sea tuna contain? :dunce:

[SmileyBoy]

14. Krusty The Klown.

He ALWAYS finds something hilarious to say or do.

[Cocoa]

15. Marge!

"now if you'll excuse me, I have some dust to bust."

2nd fave: Maggie.

[Breezy du Nord]

17. Maggie's good too

Have any favorite quotes??

[Cocoa]

28. she's pretty non-verbal, so...

[Breezy du Nord]

18. Maggie's good too

Have any favorite quotes??

[noiretextatique]

25. maggie is awesome!!!

and so is her shotgun :thumbsup:

[Kamika]

23. Burns

I also liked him more when he was the cold hearted boss. Hes gotten way too personal now, thats a shame because he had extreme potential

[peekaloo]

24. Moe....the unlovable loser

"You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? So some pimply little puke can treat you like dirt because you're not on the team. Well, I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff."

[noiretextatique]

26. "And "penis" is Russian for?"

you gotta love moe :7

[Kamika]

35. when did he become suicidal?

He was always angry and stuff but suddenly he has his head in the stove and stuff? why did that happen all of a sudden

[CanuckAmok]

36. It's from the Christmas Special with Gary Coleman...

Moe doesn't play any other part in the episode, but he's used as an example of the good people of Springfield being visited by three ghosts/seeing what life would be like had they never been born.

In Moe's case, of course, he becomes suicidal after seeing how much better everything would have been had he never existed, therefore, head in the oven. With a handwritten note scotch-taped to his back, reading just "NO FUNERAL"

[Feanorcurufinwe]

29. Otto, man!

[CanuckAmok]

30. "Don't worry, Little Dude...

...I failed the Fourth Grade too. Twice! But now I DRIIIVE the school bus!"

[dawgman]

34. I want one of those guitars that's, like, a DOUBLE guitar.

[JackSwift]

32. Comic book man

Because I know so many comic book men who it is dead on for.

[Breezy du Nord]

38. Definitely 2nd, after Ralph

Then Chief Wiggum

"Oh, I have wasted my life"

"Officer down! Officer down!"

[CanuckAmok]

39. "Look people, I can't be 'policing' the whole town day after day..."

"no, no...dig UP, stupid!" <--best Wiggum line ever...

[arwalden]

40. Gotta Be.... DISCO STU!!!

.

[Breezy du Nord]

42. Wait thought of another one

Duffman,

"You said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!"

"Duffman says a lot of things. Oh yeah!"