What would the sexagon do on a date?
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:18 PM
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What would the sexagon do on a date? |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:19 PM
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1. Long walks on the beach, under the moonlight? |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:21 PM
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3. Perhaps. But we're likely to lose a member to the briny deep. |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:22 PM
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4. Some of us do enjoy seafood, however. |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:25 PM
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7. I could be up for an old-fashioned clam dig... |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:35 PM
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17. I still can't follow that one up. |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:26 PM
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9. You're guaranteed to get crabs with or without the ocean present. |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:21 PM
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2. Self-obsessed psychoanalysis, I imagine. |
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followed by lots of frottage.
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:25 PM
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6. Whatever you do, don't get "frottage" and "frommage" mixed up. |
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That made for a rather unpleasant vacation in France.
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:26 PM
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We are talking about the French, after all.
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:33 PM
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12. I haven't had that many old Catholic men rubbing up against me |
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Since I was a wee alterboy.
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:23 PM
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5. A scintillating discussion of teledildonics. Someone will get hurt in the |
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end. (Computer bugs and all.)
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:29 PM
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10. Pair off and copulate |
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while the other four practice curling.
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:34 PM
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What's the fun in that? :shrug:
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Donkeyboy75
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:36 PM
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18. Well, this is only on dates, you see. |
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As opposed to the full-blown hedonism observed when the sexagon is just "hanging out."
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:37 PM
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Gotta be some old-tyme manners and propriety there...
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:38 PM
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21. Yes. Obey the old-fashioned rules of sixsomes. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-21-04 01:40 PM by Donkeyboy75
My grandmother gets so upset that the old ways have disappeared.
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:32 PM
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11. Bitch about other DUers behind their backs. |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:33 PM
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:33 PM
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14. Nekkid Tandem Rollerblading |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:35 PM
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16. Get in a fist fight over who owes the most of the bar tab |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:37 PM
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19. There is a lot of fisting going on. That's for sure. |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:39 PM
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22. How did I know someone was going to say that? |
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And how did I know it was going to be you?
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:42 PM
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25. I doubt dolo or eyesroll would be that open about it |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:43 PM
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27. Who said it had to be a girl? |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:58 PM
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ok, everyone at the bar, fist the person to your left
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:39 PM
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23. A reminder...please take a videocam with you at all times. |
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:39 PM
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I have a water-resistant sports model.
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Tue Sep-21-04 01:43 PM
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26. Forward thinking, there. Many thanks for thinking of any contingency. |
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Mementos of that special date are always appreciated. Especially by voyeuristic others.
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