I've spent the afternoon being "presidential".

[Blue-Jay]

That's right. For the past few hours, I've been clearing brush in my backyard, getting drunk, and ignoring my neighbors.

Ya know, suddenly I feel as if I may have missed a great opportunity to be a successful Republican politician..... NAH!

[wtmusic]

1. I was going to ask you how you did on the back nine

[Blue-Jay]

2. Golf!

Man, what I do on the golf course really couldn't be considered "golf". I like to think that I create jobs in the groundskeeping industry. You see, I've already done more than pResident Bush*.

[wtmusic]

3. LOL

Hint: add twenty yards to your drive with GWB photo golf balls.

[rock]

4. I thought you were going to say you farted in your coffee cup

[Blue-Jay]

5. I only fart in other people's coffee cups.

[Dudley_DUright]

6. Be careful

eating those pretzels, Blue-Jay!

[zbdent]

7. Ewww, not with the dog!

Leave that to the freepers!!