Horse Goes Into A Bar

[OrdinaryTa]

A horse goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

[JohnKleeb]

1. heard it a million times ta but I forget the punch line

[smallprint]

2. neeeeeehhhhhh

wilburrrrrrrrrr!

[OrdinaryTa]

7. Kangaroo Goes Into a Bar

Kangaroo goes into a bar, orders a Scotch and a splash. Bartender pours him the drink, gives him his change and says, "Y'know, we don't get too many kangaroos in here." And the kangaroo says, "I don't wonder why. At six bucks a pop!"

[ewagner]

3. Horse goes into a bar

Sits next to a Bear.

Bear says: "Why the
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long face?"

Horse says: "Why the big pause?"

Courtesy of South Park

[OrdinaryTa]

4. The Bear and the Rabbit

The rabbit and the bear were taking a shit in the woods.

Bear: "Rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?"

Rabbit: "Why no, it doesn't"

Bear (seizing rabbit): "Come here, Rabbit"

[Blue-Jay]

5. Bush walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

The bartender says "Where the hell did you get that thing?"

The frog replies "I dunno. It started as a wart on my ass."

[ewagner]

8. Thanks...good one... n/t

[WilliamPitt]

6. Best. Joke. Ever.

One of my all-time favorites. Ranks up there with "Guy walks into a bar. Second one ducks."

[OrdinaryTa]

10. Guy Brings a Dog In the Bar

Guy brings a dog in the bar and the bartender says, "Get out, you can't bring an animal in here." And the guy says, "But it's a seeing eye dog."

The bartender looks at the dog and says, "No way. That thing's a chihuahua." And the guy does a doubletake: "Oh no! They gave me a chihuahua?!!"

[DieboldMustDie]

9. A horse goes into a bar...

and the bartender says, "Say, aren't you Ann Coulter?"

[SmileyBoy]

11. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar:

The rabbi says to the priest, "You hear the one about us??"

:-)

[leftofthedial]

12. No no no. Celine Dion goes into a bar

etc.