Duck Walks into a Bar

[NashVegas]

and asks the bartender:

"got any grapes?"

bartender says:

"no we ain't got grapes, this is a bar! get outta here."

next day, the duck walks back into the bar.

"got any grapes?"

bartender goes:

"i told ya we don't got any grapes. if you ever come in here and ask that again, i'm gonna nail your feet to the bar. now scram!"

next day, the duck walks back into the bar.

"got any nails?"

bartender sighs:

"no, i ain't got any nails."

"got any grapes?"

[molly]

1. Good one!

smart duck

[Brucey]

2. What if...

the duck asks for WMDs?

[brokensymmetry]

3. (Chuckle!) n/t

.

[myomy]

4. If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck and walks.......

.........