You Are A Doll And I Love Ya Arianna But I Love The Hummer H2.

[DEM FAN]

I Would Love To Have One. Really. :-)

[Brucey]

1. Ummm,

Have one what? A penis?

[The Backlash Cometh]

3. Which reminds me...

Why am I getting so many penis advertisements? Are small penis so prevalent that mass mailings are productive?

[wtmusic]

4. You used the word 'small'

But everything is relative...I guess the Hummer isn't really 'big' either.

[The Backlash Cometh]

6. True. I assumed small.

Because the adverts were selling methods to enlarge a penis. Hummers, on the other hand, are about as large as they're going to get. One hopes.

[wyldwolf]

2. Me, too...

...if I lived in an area seperated from civilization by a desert, a swamp, some mountains... or, I could just move.

[saline]

5. and I'd give you the finger...

as I drove by like I do to all Hummer drivers. Here's to a day when all SUVs roll like logs.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

7. One morning show had a great 'tease' for a segment on HumVeeLite

"Next up, a hummer your wife will love!"

[Touchdown]

8. I hear they ride like mechanical bulls

Imagine being 20 years out of date for a silly party craze. At least this is an improvement. It uses so much more gas than those things in the honkey-tonks. :shrug: