is your gaydar not what it should be?

[OneBlueSky]

help is on the way . . .

http://members.tripod.com/~marco_santoro/msg1.htm

[tsipple]

1. Too Funny!

Maybe we need a version for DUers.

[arwalden]

2. Funny, Indeed... And Clever Too. I Want One.

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[catzies]

3. It vibrates. Bonus.

:evilgrin:

[Paranoid_Portlander]

4. This could fall into the hands of homophobes!

At first I thought this electronic device was a joke, and on one level it probably is. But even if it is a complete spoof, it is interesting that one could send a signal and, supposedly, only like-minded individuals would have an electronic receiver. But nothing can stop homophobes from buying these devices and stalking their prey.

[tsipple]

6. Guess We Need Gaydar Version 2

If you experience objectionable behavior on the part of another Gaydar holder, you can press a second button on your Gaydar that lodges a complaint. With enough complaints, the other person's Gaydar will only read the New Testament aloud in an endless loop (and will no longer function normally).

Would that do the trick?

[Raven]

5. My gaydar is permanently on "off"

and I've stopped worring about it. I worked with this guy who was smart, kind, handsome and wonderful. I think I had a bit of a crush. Then he came out...and I was crushed!