The Lobotomized Mannequin of all CAPTIONs!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. . . . That's all they can say . . . 'Increase his medication' . . . 'Increase his medication' . . . I get tired . . . hearing it . . . ah . . . hmmm . . ."

[GOPisEvil]

1. Call Joe in Animatronics! W's leaning to the right again!

[Lisa]

20. that's normal for him -- remember, this is Dub we're talking about ...

Here's the Disney animatronic -- which I don't think looks like him at all.

http://www.wdwig.com/mk_hop.htm

[cosmicdot]

2. OK, now, try to open the left eye more

[rock]

3. He looks more and more medicated every day

He needs a vaca... What am I saying!?

[LuLu550]

4. I've got a piece of brain

lodged in my head!

[pansypoo53219]

5. damn

this presidenting stuff is getting hard. it's past my bedtime and they didn't even let me watch any football today. this sucks. can i go back to Texass now?

[Wickerman]

6. This is Bush's brain on Drugs - Any questions?

[XNASA]

7. "Octo bo bo jeepy tu tu la gooey poo................"

I'm not sure what that means, but I read it in an anti-drug phamplet I got in high school 30 years ago. And I've never forgotten it.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. My, doesn't he look so natural!

The enbalmer did SUCH a lovely job on him-- he almost looks like he could get up and walk!

[watercolors]

9. sob, they don't love me anymore!

Boy he looks really out of it, guess the job is finally getting to him. I hope he packs up his toys and goes back to the ranch soon!

[kmla]

10. "B....r.....e.....a.....t.....h......e"

That spells, uhhhhhhhhhhhh, bruuuuu-eeeeeethe.

Oh, yeah! Breathe!

<Whistle Ass takes a breath>


"Thanks for remindin' me! I'd done fergot again!"

[maxanne]

11. Ah need a wax

my monoeybrosis is coming back, and Karl - ah hate this color lipstick, ah look all pale and washed out.

[Aristus]

12. Karl....stop, Karl...............I can feel my mind goin', Karl...........

....stop, Karl..................Ahm afrayd.....................stop, Karl...............wanna hear a song?..........it's called 'Daisy'......................"Daisy.............Daisy.........give me your answer....do................"

[underpants]

13. Madam Trousseau's finest work

I say we send it back to the museum NOW!

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "Umerkkka don't realize how much crack it takes to have these:::

Royal Visions from Gawd!"

[bobthedrummer]

15. "Miserable failure...miserable failure...miserable failure..."

eom

[skip fox]

16. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[VOX]

17. Spend a month in beautiful Crawford, Texas, and wake up refreshed!

:kick:

[Hubert Flottz]

18. "It's Not Easy Dicktaterin'!"

"Back two daze and I'm ready for my next vacation!"

[myomy]

19. ....but seriously folks..........

.

[peterh]

21. Hmmm…that mike could look better than that sock I’ve been using…

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