The Burnt Toast of all CAPTIONs!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez, I'm toast. Gotta ask for 87 billion tonight, but can't tell them it's only the beginning. And I gotta pretend like we've planned to get all the jihadists together in Iraq instead of Iowa. But can't tell them that the rag-heads are drooling over the 'target rich environment' we've given them. Gotta tell them we're staying the course and not about me trying to get Karl to let me out after one term. Gotta say we're winning for the world and not that Osama and Saddam are tearing us a new one everywhere we turn. Gotta lie, lie, lie. Well, hell, guess I was brought up to it. Here goes . . "

[soupkitchen]

1. How the fuck did I get to be President?

And when did I start looking like Orin Hatch?

[trof]

2. That is one of the most "Dan Quayle"

deer-in-the-headlights picture I've ever seen.

[LionInWinter]

3. Disney Opens Its Newest Exhibit:

The Hall of Presidential Pretenders

[skip fox]

4. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[cosmicdot]

5. 15 seconds ... 14 ... 13 ... W is thinking ...

... wonder if I just said we could change to sustainable and renewable energy and that all of this crap would be unnecessary ... 12 ... 11 ... 10 ... nay ... 9 ...

[VOX]

6. "I think I'm scoring big with the blue tie."

:kick:

[PurityOfEssence]

7. Still life: mental case with mantlepiece

Dead as a doornail; dumb as a doorknob

[Richardo]

8. HA! Good one, P.O.E. !

:thumbsup:

[myomy]

9. Damn, whereÕs the telepromter?

.CONDI...

[MissMarple]

10. And you all are here for...?

Oh, I'm giving a speech. Uh, right, I knew that. Uh...

[44wax]

11. the look of a dork who just swallowed his last piece of krakk