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el_gato Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:09 AM
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Liquid Viagra

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will
soon be available in liquid form and will be
marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be
possible for a man to literally pour himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to
the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just
a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of:
"MOUNT & DO."
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:11 AM
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1. how about something that would make men stop thinking with their genitalia
now THAT would be good
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:11 AM
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2. the only thing that could do that would be
castration;)
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:45 AM
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5. I'm not sure that would work.
Decapitation, maybe? :think:
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Devils Advocate NZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:40 AM
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4. How about one to get women to START thinking?
See, that isn't so nice is it?
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-08-03 11:12 AM
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3. Talk about "power pop"!
LOL
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