Your CAPTIONS how much for your CAPTIONS I want to eat your CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[underpants]

1. Kofi! Jacques! What are you guys doing here? Where's Gerhard?

Man I would have never expected to see you guys here in Tennessee...oh man are we going to have a good time.......want are you talking about.....what no-bid contracts are you talking about!?!?!?

[Hawkeye-X]

2. OK. I got one.

No child left behind? Where? *looks behind his back* -- Ohhh. there's no child left behind. *claps*

[underpants]

3. In Texas we have a saying... you probably have it here in Tennessee..

It goes.....HE'S LYING THROUGH HIS FREAKIN TEETH!!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

9. Watch his prehensile lips!

If they're moving he's lying again! Isn't he about due for another week off?

[rabid_nerd]

4. I'm living proof that no child left behind works!

.. ::)

[patrice]

5. Blessed are the Meek for they shall inherit what I give them.

[cosmicdot]

6. W tries his song and dance routine

Dressed up like a million dollar
trouper Trying hard to look like
Gary Cooper.

Soo -- pah doo -- per.

Come let's mix where Rock-e -- fellers
walk with sticks or 'um-ber- el-las'
in their mitts.........

Poo -- tmmm anngh ma Ritz!

Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are

[patrice]

7. Thanks - you made me laugh . . . .

. . . .

....Cooper.

Soo -- pah doo -- per . . . .



....mittss.

Poo -- tmmm anngh ma Ritz!


Nice rhyme scheme!

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Mammy!

Ok, so it doesn't make any sense. This picture deserves a great caption, but I just can't come up with one. However, the chalkboard background inspires a suggestion: can somebody with photoshop skills change it to "I will not go to war over faked intelligence" 100 times? That would be great.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. A nice Red White and Blue Dunce cap would be nice too!

Shrub is saying, "Nannars is this color!" as he spreads his hands!

[Bossy Monkey]

14. Here's mine. You'll have to do the duncecap yourself

Stuck with inferior photo-altering software, or at least that's my excuse...


Not half bad, if I have to say so myself

[patdem]

11. Is it my fault my dog was shorter by three inches on each side of my hand

I think not....kids...if you want to blame anyone for me dropping my dog you need look no farther than Bill Clinton...yes...Clinton made me drop my dog. Trust me kids...everything that ever happens that is bad in my adminstration can be traced directly to Clinton. Can you spell 'P E N I S' children?

[myomy]

12. ItÕs simple, all ya gotta do is learn to read.

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[MissMarple]

13. We're going to put food on your family!

Oops! Wrong speech!