i'm NEKKID and drunk..... ask me anything!

[matcom]

:D

HOW i gots Nekkid, i'll NEVER know!

HOW i gots drunk???

well THAT'S a given! :D

:P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. How is my wifey..I mean Mrs Mat?

[matcom]

2. LUSTING after your image!

:D

i'm gettin' used to answering to "Teena" :D

in fact, i'm starting to believe i "look" like a "Teena" :P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Does she ask you to repeatedly make her

write bad checks on the hood of your car?

[matcom]

4. nope. but pancakes

she constantly asks me to make Pancakes....

on the hood of her car :shrug:

[fishnfla]

5. How often does this phenomenon occur?

Drunk and naked at the same time?

And if you had to guess, do you spend more time drunk, or do you spend more time naked?

[matcom]

6. almost daily

if i had to guess, it would be nekkiddrunk :P

[Wonk]

7. Does this Flame Warrior look much like you?

http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame26.html

[matcom]

8. nope

i HATE hoods! :D

[4_Legs_Good]

9. How many drinks to get you drunk...

and are they still coming or are you done for the night?

david

[matcom]

10. oh they are STILL coming!

i'm a professional you know :P

[4_Legs_Good]

11. whatcha drinkin'?

.

[matcom]

12. scotch

nectar of the gods

[CatWoman]

13. so, what else is new?

:shrug:

[matcom]

14. OH MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:*
:*
:*
:loveya:
:loveya:
:loveya:

:hi: BABY DOLL!!!

MARRY ME WILL YA?????? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

or at least "bed" me for the night!

:P
:P
:P

[CatWoman]

27. oooooooooooo, baby

*david has corrupted me*

:D

[hlthe2b]

15. Working late, again, eh?

:evilgrin:

[VOX]

16. If you have a "Eureka!" moment, will you run through the streets...

of Boston in the altogether?

"Hang" in there! :toast:

[Deja Q]

17. Can I kiss your ass?

As much as I'd love to get even more risque just for your benefit, I won't. :D

[matcom]

18. oh PLEASE

do! :D

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

19. You are nekkid, drunk AND you were watching Will??

I assume you need a cigarette and/or a cold shower, right? :D

[matcom]

20. what the HELL is with that gif in your SIG????

oh my.....

now THAT is crass!!! :D

:thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

21. There's a collection of them here (warning adult site!!!):

http://synapse.redphive.org/other/iconsx/

[matcom]

22. WHOOPS!! Found MINE!!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

23. Now that image is in ALL OF YOUR POSTS!!!!

Sig lines are RETROACTIVE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[matcom]

24. i didn't dissapoint YOU did i?????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

:D

[GOPisEvil]

26. Oh hell no!!!

LOL!!!

[matcom]

28. NEVER met an ASS i didn't like!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

29. That one has TWO ASSES!!!!

:bounce:

[matcom]

30. i am a multi-ass....

ASSHOLE!!! :D

[GOPisEvil]

31. Asshole is appropriate for your new gif!

;-)

[Jack_Sparrow]

33. Arrrrr!

[bloom]

25. Did you get any of that frilly underwear that you wanted?

O8)

[WillParkinson]

32. Can we see pictures?

<Heavy breathing>

[Wonk]

34. See post #7 but imagine him without the hood. nt

[SOteric]

35. Could you point that thing that looks like a camera

2 centimeters to your left, and smile?

[ForrestGump]

36. Are you referring to his zoom lens, or is he just happy to see everyone?

[SOteric]

37. Yes.