Why are there so many Johnsons in the NFL?

[SaveABug]

I can't even remember them all, but they're all good.

What other name has more than one, other than Gramatica?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Most professional football players are male.

Ergo, each one has a johnson, and certainly would not admit to it if they didn't.

[SaveABug]

2. You've been spending too much time in the lounge!

I had to think about that for a second. :)

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. No, I've always been like this.

;)

[dmkinsey]

3. Look in your local phone book

I had to call someone named Johnson and,geez, there's a TON of 'em

[Don_G]

4. Sounds Like A Good Question For The Freepers

I can imagine their rabid responses now....

[SaveABug]

6. I think I know what you mean, but that would only show

how fucked up they are.

There is no particular ethnic group named Johnson in the NFL. The point is moot.

[Jack_Sparrow]

5. ever see Blazing Saddles?

Everyone in Rock Ridge is named Johnson. :-)

[salmonhorse]

8. Good one ~

[salmonhorse]

7. Between The Johnsons and The Smiths?

We have the entire nation all sewed up. As many if not more Chin' than a Chinese phone book or Patel' in Bombay...

Sincerely ~

J.R. Smith

ps; it's all about get'in busy somewhere...

[SaveABug]

9. The Hatfields and McCoys called a truce

If they can do it, anyone can.

I don't have a sig line, because I can't decide, but tonight:

Bills. Oh yeah. Da Bills.

[salmonhorse]

13. Dern toot'in ~

[democrat in Tallahassee]

11. Brad Johnson's little boy is named Maximus. no kidding

Brad said he takes after the old man.

[Journeyman]

12. Johnson is the second most common surname. . .

in the United States, behind Smith.