Candidate flame fest!

[UrbScotty]

Clark was a General under Slick Willie, Anti-Military Clinton, Dean is a loudmouth, Edwards is too 'Suth-in',' Gephardt is blonde, Graham is also Suith-in, Kerry and Nader are boring, Kucinich looks like a vampire, Moseley Braun and Sharpton are black criminals!

Joe, on the other hand, is a BLEEDING-HEART LIBERAL! HE IS SO FAR TO THE LEFT, I CAN'T SEE HIM!!

[molly]

1. Kerry is definitely NOT boring!

maybe to a Hell's Angel's member - but definitely not to the general public.

[UrbScotty]

4. As the saying goes

"I had more fun watching paint dry" than at a Kerry stump speech!

[Demobrat]

2. OK, I'll bite.

Dean wears ugly ties, Edwards looks gay, Gephardt has no neck, Clark's head looks squished, Kerry is a horse-face, and an old horse at that, Kucinich shrieks like a little girl, Moseley Braun is too fat and Sharpton isn't funny.

Happy now?

[ikojo]

3. Gephardt also has no

eyebrows.......


well that we can see that is.

[kmla]

7. Damn...that eyebrow thing.....

Ya beat me to it!

[Superfly]

5. Fuck Bush!!!

He is the WORST candidate of the lot. I don't even know why he's running

[JohnKleeb]

6. lol Kucinich is a vampire thats a first

[UrbScotty]

8. Yeah, just look at him!

Just make his teeth an inch or two longer, and you got fangs!

[JohnKleeb]

9. hey my teeth were like that before I got braces

I thought he looked like a leprecaun sorry cant have it both ways :).