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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred
and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska!
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in
1910.
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The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter:
Tom Sawyer.
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Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs
-Alexander, the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =
12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If
the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them
looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
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What occurs more often in December than any other month?
Conception.
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Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? Their birthplace
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Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested? Obsession
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If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
would find the letter "A"? One thousand
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What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common? All invented by women.
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What is the only food that doesn't spoil? Honey
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There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year
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what day is it? Father's Day
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What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most
ironic?
He was allergic to carrots.
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What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? Snoop in
your medicine cabinet.
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their
calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month we know
today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts.
So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell
at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we
get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim or handle of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they
used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase
inspired by this practice.
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In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only
Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English
language.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Observations
A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in
front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She
turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me
feel better about myself".
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice "well there's
nothing wrong with your eyesight".
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BIKER
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets
up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest
one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I
saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused,
because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat. The
drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma
and she is good--the best I ever had!" The biker's buddies are starting
to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans
on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else,
boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes
the drunk by the shoulders and says, "Grandpa, you're drunk....... Go
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