Please lord, poke my eyes out

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

I can't take it anymore..I am going out.

[neuvocat]

1. Pardon?

Um, not to overreact or anything but what do you mean?

[GOPisEvil]

2. Er, if you poke your eyes out, don't drive!

Wouldn't want you to crash! :hi:

Have one of these; you'll feel better!

[SOteric]

7. Have two.

They're small.

[buff2]

3. What is your problem my son?

God

[ForrestGump]

4. Have you been in the GD forum again?

Or just perusing your autographed (and slighty Crisco-smeared) 8x10 glossy of John Ashcroft?

Either way, I'm sorry - have a good night on the town, eyes intact.... :-)

[TennesseeWalker]

9. Ewwwwww...."Crisco smeared" "John Ashcroft"

Kill me now!

[BiggJawn]

5. Be careful!

Give her one for me!
:-)

[Skittles]

6. saw parts of the speech being replayed?

yeah, I feel the same way.

[SOteric]

8. He'd have to take your brain, too

and you know that's not gonna happen.

:hug: Feel better.

[SaveABug]

10. I am the Lord's best friend

I will poke your eyes out. Okee dokee. Are you ready?

Oh wait - I should ask why.

[cally]

11. Recall, recall, recall

Yeah, I know. I have only a few issues that make me insane and this is one of the two, maybe three. I can guess the posters but we will prevail.

Give me a moment for a little dance. We may defeat the recall and make a powerful stand for democracy. No, I do not mean democratic politics, but for democracy. I think we are winning.

[JPace]

12. I found your invocation to God....

startling and had to drop in for more
understanding.

I agree that politics is frustrating...
but hardly worth your eyesight!

Words are powerful and we often get
what we ask for.....now go tell God
you are sorry and did not mean it!

And tell your beautiful eyes you are very sorry
for wishing them harm.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Ok you are right. I should know better, My father was blind.

thanks. I'm better now.