Is GD Getting More And More Like Visting Camelot In 'The Holy Grail' ???

[WillyT]

SIR LAUNCELOT:
Look, my liege!
(trumpets)
ARTHUR:
Camelot!
SIR GALAHAD:
Camelot!
LAUNCELOT:
Camelot!
PATSY:
It's only a model.
ARTHUR:
Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home.

Let us ride... to... Camelot!

(in medieval hall)
KNIGHTS: (singing)
We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

(dancing)

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

(in dungeon)
PRISONER:
(clap clap clap clap)

(in medieval hall)
KNIGHTS: (tap-dancing)
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
MAN:
I have to push the pram a lot.

(outdoors)
ARTHUR:
Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
KNIGHTS:
Right. Right.


LOL!!!

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

1. Feels more like the lair of the giant bunny....

[WillyT]

2. LOL, Watch Out For The Teeth On That Bunny !!!

:hi:

[ProudGerman]

3. With big nasty teeth.....

I think GD needs the Holy Hand Grenade.

[WilliamPitt]

4. Ni

You said the word!!!!!!

(replace 'Ni' with 'Kerry' or 'Dean' or 'Clark' or 'Green' or 'Nader' or 'Israel' or 'Palestine' or 'abortion' or 'God' or 'Kerry' or 'Dean' or 'Clark' or 'Green' or 'Nader' or 'Israel' or 'Palestine' or 'abortion' or 'God' or 'Kerry' or 'Dean' or 'Clark' or 'Green' or 'Nader' or 'Israel' or 'Palestine' or 'abortion' or 'God' or 'Kerry' or 'Dean' or 'Clark' or 'Green' or 'Nader' or 'Israel' or 'Palestine' or 'abortion' or 'God' or 'Kerry' or 'Dean' or 'Clark' or 'Green' or 'Nader' or 'Israel' or 'Palestine' or 'abortion' or 'God' or 'Kerry' or 'Dean' or 'Clark' or 'Green' or 'Nader' or 'Israel' or 'Palestine' or 'abortion' or 'God' and you've nailed it.)

[WillyT]

5. LOL... I'm Still Searchin For The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch !!!

LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: (chanting)
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right! One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
(angels sing)
(boom)
:nuke:

[Pobeka]

11. Hey, wait a minute.

Either you've been cuttin and pastin there, or you're a very accurate typist.

I'll just leave the answer for everyone to guess...

[LWolf]

14. "It" is a word I hear every week.

At the dreaded weekly staff meeting. The boss stands up and spouts a shower of

"Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni NiNi Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni" at us, and we scream in horror. Until I stand up and tell him "That does it," and he quickly ends the meeting. He really hates it when I bring my coconut shells.

[ArkDem]

15. 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv

Ni.

[Lisa]

6. "What's your favorite color?" is just about the only question ...

... that hasn't been posted in the Lounge lately.

[WillyT]

8. Alright Then... What Is Your Favorite Color ???

Careful now!

:hi:

[T_i_B]

13. green, no blue........................................

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

[proud patriot]

7. LOL ...I needed that in fact I may watch it right now

:hi:

[WillyT]

9. Damn, This Was Fun, But I Gotta Go To Work Now !!!

See you kids later!



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Script and Pix located here: http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/HolyGrail/grail.htm

Bye! :hi:

[GregW]

10. Bye, WillyT ... you and all your silly English ... ki-niggets

:evilgrin:

[WillyT]

12. Ta Da !!! --- Back From Work Kick !!!

:evilgrin:

[Jack_Sparrow]

16. maybe

Except there is too much bashing our own, and not enough of bashing 'Shrub'bery.

[WillyT]

17. Bashing Our Own ??? --- C'Mon, It's Only A Flesh Wound !!!

But I agree, we're out there bashing cats like the old woman in the movie, we need to be fighting the 'Shub'bery. Or better...

Monkey, Dick, and Ass!!!



:evilgrin:

[Jack_Sparrow]

18. NONE SHALL PASS!!!

:D