Subliminal man commentary

[Rambis]

The kids over there are fighting for the freedom of the Iraqi people (oil). The cowardly insurgents (freedom fighters) will be defeated. Free elections (fat chance) which have been delayed because of continued fighting (quagmire) will be held about 6 months later than planned. The American forces have trained 5,000 Iraqi police (Barney Fife) to handle Iraqi security and insure the elections (Florida) run smoothly. This is far below the 200,000 (death wish) police that Donald Rumsfeld (Satan) was planning on having trained by this time. "We ar a little behind schedule but the overall Iraqi strategy (Ouija board) has been humming along as planned". For his part George Bush (godless nation builder) has said that the terrorists network (Fox News Channel) will be hunted down and destroyed. "We have them on the run (Osama Bin Ladin)and they are within our grasp". On a lighter note the Heads of Haliburton (Dick Cheney) have agreed to investigate the disappearance of millions of dollars of US government funds (gravy train) that cannot be accounted for. "Our accouting practices(Arthur Anderson) are sound. We will open our records (AWOL) so the world can see that we are not overcharging the US military for anything".