A caption a day keeps the doctor away

[CatWoman]

[XNASA]

1. w* :"I have to shizzle vizzle bizzle."

Student's inner monologue: "WTF is this cracker talkin' 'bout."

[HERVEPA]

2. Another anti-Dean Headline!

[trogdor]

3. No, really.

This IS what I look like.

[regularguy]

4. "So if you follow all the rules, do good in school, and

listen to your folks, someday you'll be able to help occupy some country or another in the middle east. Such as Yatar or Cloudy Arabia"

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

5. "So, Timmy --

Do you like movies about gladiators? Do you ever hang out in the gymnasium? Do you like Turkish prison movies?"

(For fans of "Airplane!)

[maxomai_vs_rove]

6. Do you know...

...where the Weapons of Mass Destruction are?

[Philosophy]

7. Gimme your lunch money!

And tell you're mommy she BETTER vote for me this time, or she'll be sorry!

[thom1102]

8. Please convince your parents to vote for me...

I need more than 10% of the Negro vote in the next election!

[Richardo]

9. "Are you from Brazil?"

.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. "Is it true you threw my mommy's vote in the trash, you prick?"

"No Honey Lamb, that was that old mean Judge Saul, Gawd told him to!"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Hurry up and grow up. We need more troops on the frontlines.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "Now Honey-Lam can you use the word Dictate in a sentence?"

"OK mr Resident here's my sentence, 'That Mean Old Resident BOOOsh said, that Pooty Poot's Dick-Tate Good'!"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. They have blacks in St Louis?

[Richardo]

14. lol nmsa!

HA! :D

[cosmicdot]

15. If you'll smile for that camera I'll stop squeezing your hand ...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. Can you tell me where the bathroom is?

I really gotta go!!

Inner thought of boy: "If I don't tell you, will you pee in your pants for us, you retarded Honkey?"
Duckie

[Jack_Sparrow]

17. Bush today met with California gubernatorial candidate...

Gary Coleman! :D

[skip fox]

18. "And if you ever catch a Leprechaun, make sure to hold out

for a dozen wishes. You do that with your first one. See, he only gives you three, but if you're smart you use the first one to wish for a dozen more. Then with he second one you can ask for candy and toys with the third one. And maybe ask for all the Democrats to drop a load in their pants on television. Wouldn't THAT be great! Then maybe you could wish you were white and had rich parents. And a car would be nice. How many is that? You been keeping track? . . . And then a new videogame emporium! You see that one in the paper that's gonna come out next week? WOW!! Is that something! Then a big house on a golf course, and a . . . blah, blah, blah)

[GOPisEvil]

19. (whisper) I see black people...

[skip fox]

20. Now as the day gives silent way to night,

And DU'ers by the score douse screen and lights
And gat them home to their repast, spirits bright,
Then come forth their colleagues of the night
With minds aflame to set the CAPTION right!

:kick:

[myomy]

21. Let me tell ya how campaign financing works so you can participate in

democracy, son.

[Mr. Jinx]

22. Girl: "What's this sucking sound coming from my hand?"

"And why do I feel so tired?"