So what is Shrub actually writing?

[St. Jarvitude]

I'd wager he's writing "John Kerry is a poo-poo head."

Or maybe "I want my mommy! :cry:"

[dogtag]

1. He's writing the word "HELP" (n/t)

[sasquatch]

2. "MUST SCORE COKE, MUST SCORE COKE, MUST SCORE COKE!!!"

"BTW prepare Laura for the shipment":hurts:

[Skittles]

3. he is drawing pictures

he's a f***ing idiot

[drdon326]

4. His political obituary.

.

[MichiganVote]

5. Bad day at the WH tomorrow

Watch out WH employees. Going to be a rough day.

[St. Jarvitude]

6. i wanna go wee-wee

when will that pretty man let me go??

[ronzo]

7. I like pie.

:P

[realisticphish]

8. a moo-cow

[St. Jarvitude]

9. kick

:kick:

Hey, I'm getting pretty close to 900 posts.

[Shananigans]

10. I will not make a fool of myself..I will not make a fool of myself...

he's finishing the sentences his media relations team assigned to him earlier...DUH

[flamingyouth]

11. Pretty pictures

When he flipped pages... I swear I saw doodles. :D

[barackmyworld]

12. I drew a puppy!

[sundog]

13. nothing -- he's just doing it so he can try to look as smart as JK

[nutsnberries]

14. we figured

he was drawing little missiles and pointing them at JK.

[HEyHEY]

15. "Fuck fuck fuck fuck"

[Endangered Specie]

16. Im so fucking fucked.

[Philostopher]

17. Maybe just

I AM SO FUCKED ...

[LibertyorDeath]

18. redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum

redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum
redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum
redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum
redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum
redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum
redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum redrum

[nickgutierrez]

19. "See Spot.

See Spot run.

Run, Spot, run."

I'm gonna sell me a million copies o' this un.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

20. He probably drew a question mark .

Because he looked totally clueless the entire time during the debates .

[ignatius 2]

21. Must stay away from the pretzels. Where is the my pet goat book when I

need it?

[LynneSin]

22. Man I should have said "NO" when they put me up to all of this in 1993

:crazy:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. I enjoyed his little paper fumble while Kerry

was talking about Bush's lies about WMDs.

He needed something else to occupy his attention as he turned redfaced with anger.

[Endangered Specie]

24. I surrender!

[ironflange]

25. Sketches of goats

At the bottom, scribbles "Golly, I sure love goats!"

[burrowowl]

26. It looked liked

finger painting with a magic marker.
Blobs of cow-pies!?

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

27. Updating his resume...

[auburngrad82]

28. Efgu, Afgu, Afgunstin, Afgunistan, Afganistain, A...

[Flammable Materials]

29. He's drawing little stick figures ...

... hanging from a noose, getting shot, stabbed, eaten by dogs, and then in big letters and a big arrow above each one:

THIS IS YUO JOHN KERRY!!!1!!

[bif]

30. Note to self: Get beer!

[Crankie Avalon]

31. Finishing up the homework assignment from Karl Rove...

...to write out "DON'T LET MOUTH HANG OPEN WHILE WAITING MY TURN" 100 times.

[blondeatlast]

32. No; he wants Karl Rove. He's SCARED of his Mommy. nt