Try to beat Rising Hegemon's CAPTION of Giuliani squirming last night

[BurtWorm]

"And as I watched the first thought that came to my mind was, 'why God' do I have to spin for this idiot?".

http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/2004/10/debate-in-pictures.html

[Peachhead22]

1. He looks like Skeletor

n/m

[soupkitchen]

2. Why did I promise to hold my breath until Bush said something smart?

[BurtWorm]

3. That's good!

:thumbsup:

[barackmyworld]

6. hahaha

good one

[Bossy Monkey]

4. 2008 nomination, you are MINE!

Doesn't fit the expression, of course, but unless he's a complete idiot, it's what he's thinking.

[skip fox]

5. G. is thinking: "Must maintain form. Still beast within. Calm all

Hell's demons. Relax. It's not yet time. Later. Must retain form. Still beast . . ."

[underpants]

7. HOOOOOOOOOGAN!

:bounce:

[BringEmOn]

8. Damnit, Sweetie! You forgot the Astroglide, again!

[auburngrad82]

9. Somebody shoot me! I can't take 89 more minutes of this!

[Crankie Avalon]

10. "GAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH!!!...

...oh, great! For thirty years, nothing, but now...of all the times to feel a bowel movement coming on!"

[VOX]

11. "Oh, the trumpet goes **on** my lips! Nobody tells me these things!"

"But other than that, how's my pucker?"