Take the Death Test!

[VermontDem2004]

I am going to die
April 24, 2052
at the age of 65 years old.

Most likely from
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Homicide (15%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Overdose (5%)

The Spark

[HERVEPA]

1. None of the above

Victim of Gulf war XIV

[JohnKleeb]

2. 70 I will be 70

jeez all but one of my grandparents has lived past that.

[VermontDem2004]

3. What are you going to die from?

I was pretty surprised myself when Homicide came up at #3 under my most likely list.

[JohnKleeb]

4. cancer

[Pltcl_jnky]

8. 67

4-19-2044
67 years old

31% heart Attack
23% cancer
7% drowning
5% some horrible accident

i dont remember the rest

[ProudGerman]

38. I'll die one year younger than you

But I'll live one day past you.

So ha!

[Alenne]

5. May 6, 2059

at the age of 82 years old

Cancer (38%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Confusion (6%)

[LuLu550]

14. you must have a very healthy life-style!

n/t

[Richardo]

6. November 16, 2033 for me - 76 years old.

Heart attack 18%
Cancer 15%
Electrolysis 12% (lousy hairy nipples)

[LynneSin]

7. I don't even believe in Alien Abductions

March 6, 2045
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

[LuLu550]

9. this is weird

I have a history of unbelievable longevity in my family...no one dies before the are in their mid-80s and even some of the men live well into their 90s.
The death test says I will die at 76....
the same age as a psychic told me 30 years ago....
I'm making out my will...
anybody want some of my "Stuff"?

[supernova]

10. Why does everybody die intheir 60s?

This test is skewed. Not everybody is going to die in their 60s. Some will be much younger, some much older.

December 13, 2022
at the age of 60 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (8%)

[CBHagman]

35. That's about what I got, which doesn't seem accurate.

Personally, I get the impression the test is drivel.

[VermontDem2004]

36. someone changed the answers to where he would die this saturday

[Raven]

11. I'm very upset!

I'm going to die at 77 and it won't be from anything very sexy!

[underpants]

12. 2042-- 75 years old

Damn they had to ask babout my faily's penmanship

[bicentennial_baby]

13. Eek!

January 4, 2046
at the age of 69 years old

Cancer (32%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

[FlashHarry]

15. January 11, 2046, at the age of 76.

Damn! Just shy of my 77th birthday!

On that date, I will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Homicide (5%)

[BiggJawn]

18. Oh, good, another "Auto-Fellatio"...

That was tied with cancer as my most likely demise...

I don't get it. nobody has ever told me to "Go SUCK Yourself!"...

[supernova]

29. Could you?

I'm quite frankly curious.

[bushisanidiot]

16. Hey, Cool (Yet Morbid) Test

My results:

November 21, 2047
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

[Emboldened Chimp]

17. Damn, you all're dying young!

I'll kick it in 2057 at 85. Most likely from a heart attack.

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. 1/6/38 at the age of 68

form cancer it looks like. In leiu of flowers you may send donations now...to me..

[FlashHarry]

20. IT SAYS I'M GONNA DIE THIS SATURDAY!!!

September 13, 2003. Of course, I re-took it and changed a few figures... This time I said I was 5'5" and weighed 300 lbs an had 160 unprotected sexual partners (on top of the constant drinking, smoking and lack of exercise...)

[VermontDem2004]

21. rotflmao

[Rowdyboy]

22. February 1st, 2029

3 weeks shy of my 75th birthday, a few days after President Clinton (Chelsea) is inaugurated for her first term.

[Cadfael]

23. January 13, 2035

at the age of 74 years old

Cancer (39%)
Drowning (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (7%)

[catzies]

24. Cancelling IRA and 401K deposits. What the hell for when you die at 65?

I've only got 20 years to live so why save for retirement.

[MisterP]

25. 82

Cancer (16%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (13%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

[rainydaywoman]

26. June 24,2052

is my day to meet "the creator", at 77 years of age.

Looks like cancer for me. lol

[Bossy Monkey]

27. They have me chalked up to go at age 73

but since both my parents and 3 of my grandparents made it to 80, I'm not too worried about it. Just gotta duck the big C.

[smirkymonkey]

28. I will live to be 82....!!

If things keep going the way they've been going, I may check out before that. Also, how will I ever afford to live that long?? Scary!

[rbnyc]

30. November 20, 2045...

...at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Homicide (5%)

I thought I would have scored a higher percentage for Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation. :evilgrin:

[theemu]

31. May 28, 2067

at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

[4_Legs_Good]

32. 2041 at the age of 70

Damn, I'm gonna miss Halley's Comet!

david

[jenm]

33. April 15 2039

That's depressing, considering I'm a tax accountant.

[Deja Q]

34. I'll die at age 69, woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amusing that suicide and auto-fellatio are mentioned... I didn't say I was gay...



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 20, 2042
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (20%)
Suicide (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Confusion (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

[Buns_of_Fire]

37. Apparently, I've been dead for two years

Sure took a load off my mind!

[SPICYHOT]

39. Team sex?

what can of questions are this for a lady like me???

[Raenelle]

40. 2025 at the age of 77, most likely by far from cancer.

n/t

[bikebloke]

41. My expiration year is 85

The BBC site had a longevity calculator (probably somewhere in the Health section) not long ago giving me till 91. However, I plan to hang around until I'm 130. Just to spite my decendants.

Since my father has already joined the ancestors, I'm considering putting his data in to see how close they really are.