You must be this tall to CAPTION

[underpants]

[Born_a_Democrat]

1. The DICK up my ASS is THIIISSS BIGG

and his last name is Cheney

:)

[Richardo]

2. He looks more like Timothy Bottoms every day...

"That's (not) My Bush!"

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. Dick? Dick? Dammit he was right here a second ago...

spirited off to the unground bunker.

[Pltcl_jnky]

4. :

I am in this deep of shit!!!

[cosmicdot]

5. W: ... and, some may ask ... how high is my pie ...

... or how high is his pie and what does pie have to with my coming here today ... or what does it have to do with leaving anybody here or there? ... that's not why I'm here today ... I'm leaving no child behind ... whatever that means ... if schools don't meet expectations ... whatever they are or whatever that means ... then parents should have options like abandoning this school or that school ... isn't that compassionate? ... isn't that what community is all about ... screw everybody else ... this is what it'll take to make kids learn ... doesn't that make sense? ... who needs community? ... and, with my great ideas, parents can go online and see that another school in another place is cooler or something, and would want their kids hanging around those kids ... and, they can take their privileged kids and go to that school, and when they do, they will leave all the others in that other school behind ... tough tuna ... and, the parents left behind should pay for those who can just pick up and move ... that's giving parents more options to get their kids in an all rich school ... maybe even all white ... then, it'll be OK to ask who has the highest pie ...

[dutchdemocrat]

6. Here's a photoshop of it!

My server went down

[skip fox]

8. I'm not seeing the pict.

???

[skip fox]

7. "It's all how you look at it. That's what I think. Heck $87 billion

ain't all that much if you're a trillionaire, and it ain't squat if you're God or maybe one of the apostles or something. It's like when you're on a plane and the buildings don't look so fancy and tall anymore. I mean when the plane is flying. It's what I like to call perspective. Now if you got the right perspective you can do lots of things. It means being happyand thinking about all the good stuff most of the time. And smelling good too, like the Hallmark Card Shoppe in Houston. WOW! I hope somebody is getting all this down. . . . It's great, if I do say so myself."

[Bossy Monkey]

9. NA NA NA NA/ HEY HEY HEY/ GOODBYE (n/t)

[skip fox]

10. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[myomy]

11. IÕve wanted to have a real job ever since I was a little boy this big.

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[Mr. Jinx]

12. Hey George- how much B.S. do you have in this speech?