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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 03:32 PM
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Don't Look at the Man Behind the Curtain of all CAPTIONS!!!


W. is "thinking": "Damn. That's not one bit funny at all! I'm supposed to give a speech and Karl says they're all waiting for me and then shoves me in this closet and locks the damn door. 'Just give it in there, Numbnuts,' he shreeks out laughing, but what's so funny, I'd like to know. Doesn't he know that he keeps hurting my feelings all the time? Everytime I ask him to stop with all that stuff, especially the jokes that really hurt, he just slaps me with a spatula and laughs even harder. That's no way to run a government, that's what I think. Besides, it makes me really very damn sad most of the time. Geez."
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 03:34 PM
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1. That made me laugh!
Edited on Tue Sep-09-03 03:34 PM by BurtWorm
:toast:

PS: Your Bush boy has more pathos in his left ear tip than the real one has in his whole family.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 03:34 PM
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2. That's the first "halo" shot I've seen in quite a while....
desperation?
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 03:59 PM
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3. Yes! Go, George! Walk into the light!
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:02 PM
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4. W: look ... there's light at the end of the tunnel ...
... so, let me explain enronomics 101 one more time ... we are the economy ... believe it or not ... I know where we have been and where we are going ... we had an emergency ... we've been at war ... we've had corporate scandals I think ... as long as somebody wants to work and can't find a job, we've got a problem ... wow ... if a person has more money, they might want something like a good or service ... and, if they do want something, then, somebody else might make a good or service ... can you see the water glass being half full? ... if somebody makes that good or service it might create a job and then somebody looking for a job might find a job if the line's not too long ... anyone not getting this is crazy ... what school did they come from?



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dutchdemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:03 PM
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5. Photoshopped.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:06 PM
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7. Looks like Ben is getting ready to hock a lugie at the Bush Boy
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Japhy_Ryder Donating Member (381 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:04 PM
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6. They are trying to steal all...
of our precious bodily fluids Mandrake. Purity of Essence, Mandrake. Purity of Essence. Now hold up this clip for me.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:31 PM
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8. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,
And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:42 PM
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9. ..uh..excuse me sir..would you turn around please.
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Mr. Jinx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-09-03 04:56 PM
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10. Future's not looking so bright now- is it, Georgie?
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