Tuesday night Grotto - back and bouncy

[VelmaD]

I'm feeling much better now. :-)


Took the day off from work and slept. Cuddled a bit in a quiet corner and am rested and ready for action.



So everybody in the hot tub. No cover if you show us your "bounce" on the way in. ;-) Best "bounce" of the night wins free cover the rest of the week and a night in the Dungeon with Jurgen (or Inga if you prefer). :evilgrin:

Darth Velma

[VelmaD]

1. shameless self-promotion

and kick. :-)

Hey, I'm not above it kicking my own thread.

I'm also not above a little pouting. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat a worm. *pout*

Ok, maybe not. But nobody is around to play with and I get easily bored.

[Aristus]

2. Coffee and doughnuts are now being served in the Grotto!

Wow, man. Nobody here. sbp is off somewhere, doin' his thing. Velma must have had to take a hot-water bottle to bed last night.

Ramon, Raul, Ingmar, Rolf, Benny and the others are probably in town, taking their ease. Man, let a day go by, and the Grotto becomes a ghost town! Oh well.

Come 'n' git it!

:donut:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Mmmmmm...donuts...

I was out last night, so I missed the grotto fun.

The woman sitting next to me was nice, intelligent and pretty, but she's no grotto cabana girl. ;-) (But then, she is REAL, an advantage)

[Aristus]

4. Glad to hear that your actual reality is outstripping your virtual

reality lately. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

5. I should have aked her out...

...but we were both in separate large groups. :evilfrown:

[VelmaD]

6. No hot water bottle...

but there was a teddy bear for the first time in a long time. I still wasn't feeling well and then nobody came to the Grotto and my feelings were hurt. :-(

But I'm feeling much better now. Gimme a donut and a little cuddle..err...padlle...err...whatever and I'll be right as rain. :-)

DV

[Aristus]

7. Here y'go.

:donut: :hug:

One doughnut and one cuddle, as ordered.

[VelmaD]

8. And what about...

that paddle, huh? ;-)

Did I mention that I do not want to be at work today? Stupid boss. *grr* I have some rage to work out I think. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

9. All in good time.....

All in good time. Have some coffee first.

[VelmaD]

10. No coffee...

haven't had a drink with caffiene in it in over a year. GO ME!!!

A little OJ would be good though. And always another donut - did you get the caramel filled kind today? ;-)

[Aristus]

11. But of course, madam.

:donut: and the coffee's decaf for you.

Hoo boy, caramel-filled!

[VelmaD]

12. I'm just not...

a coffee drinker. Never got into the habit. Love the smell though. (I sit right next to the coffee pot at work and the smell is enough to wake me up some days.)

Oops, I got some caramel on me. However will I clean myself up? ;-)

[Aristus]

13. Here, let me help.

<lick> Did I get it all?

[VelmaD]

14. I don't know...

you might wanta do a more thorough inspection just to make sure. Never know, gravity coulda pulled that caramel anywhere. ;-)

[Aristus]

15. Looks like

it ran underneath your robe. Canya slip it off for me?

[VelmaD]

16. Good grief...isn't that

your job? *rolls eyes* Do I gotta do everything around here? ;-) Besides my hands are full what with the donut and the OJ and all.

I hereby give you permission to get it and any clothes you find underneath out of the way in your search for more caramel. ;-)

[Aristus]

17. Okay. Make the guy do the work. Typical woman.

*slips hands under robe, and sweeps it off. Falls to the Grotto tiles.*

Ooh, how nice.

<lick> <slurp>

Just for you, Vel, on my 3000th post!

[VelmaD]

18. Congratulations!!!

*muchos smooches* :party: :toast:

That would explain why all I have on under the robe is a red ribbon and a strategically placed bow. ;-) Happy 3000th post!

[short bus president]

19. *pout*

Someone appears to have absconded with my <lick>. *pout*

*pout*




*pout*


<lick>?

;-)

[VelmaD]

21. Oh don't pout

I have plenty of lickable parts to go around. Either jump in and help or if you just can't bear the thought of "sharing" and "playing well with others" then get with Aristus about organizing a schedule. ;-)

Sheesh.

[TrogL]

20. Need coffee

put some sambuca in it.

Any danish?

[Aristus]

22. Not that I have an icon for. But plenty of doughnuts.

Rolf, some Danish for my friend, please! Was? Fur mein Freund, bitte! Danke!

Damn immigrants need to learn English! <sarcasm off>

Okay, trog. Danish and coffee with sambuca in it. You LIKE that licorice-tasting stuff, do you?

[VelmaD]

23. HEY!

You hollered in German for him and not me. *pout*

[Aristus]

24. I knew you'd be listening.

Anyway, gotta discipline those boys! Maybe I'll have you do it!

Thanks you, Rolf. *hefts paddle ominously*

Well, Velma?

[VelmaD]

25. I'm not sure...

I'm far enough along in my German lessons to effectively discipline the new boys. At least that's my story and I'm sticking to it. :-)

I could always sit here eating my caramel donuts and watch you discipline the boys. But I think when it comes down to a decision between paddling me or paddling Hans you'll make the right choice. ;-)

[Aristus]

26. Okay.

Bend over then. Nice and pretty on your hands and knees. I think we already bared the essentials, didn't we?

[VelmaD]

27. Sigh...the magic is gone...

you didn't even holler for Rolf to bring me a blanket to put under my knees today. *humongous sigh* ;-)

And yes, all the important goodies are bare...and cold...so make with the paddlin' baybee.

[Aristus]

28. Sheesh!

You girlies are so high-maintenance. You're gonna pay for that! Rolf, a blanket for the lady. Na gut, unter hande und knee, bitte!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

and an extra for being mouthy!

:spank: :spank:

[VelmaD]

29. Now you understand..

the hell I put short bus through. ;-)

You do realize I mouth off hoping for EXACTLY this reaction? :evilgrin:

*buries face in the blanket so as not to scare the other Grotto denizens with the ungodly noises*

[Aristus]

30. Oh what a lovely shade of pink.

I love the way you quiver just before the paddle hits!

:spank: :spank:

Holger, eine flasche Wasser, bitte! Ich bin durstig!

[VelmaD]

31. quiver...snort

No one has ever accused me of "quivering" before. Great bodice-ripper word there. Hee.

So what did you holler? "I'm gonna paddle you til your ass matches the red in that tat" or "my feet are cold, somebody bring me some socks"?

[Aristus]

32. No.

I asked Holger for a bottle of water. Paddling you is thirsty work.

And what are you doing? Talking without permission?

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[VelmaD]

33. Looks like I...

just stay perpetually in trouble don't I. I may never be allowed up off my hands and knees...oh darn. ;-)

[Aristus]

34. Oh all right!

Let me help you up. No! Wait! :spank: Okay, NOW you can get up.

For services rendered, m'lady, what do I get?

Rolf, don't you have something you should be doing? Verschwinde! Schnell!

[VelmaD]

35. We are obviously...

having a failure to communicate in here somewhere. That was SO not a request for you to stop. *sigh* We need to synchronize our sarcasm meters. :-)

And what would you like in payment for services rendered? We've pretty well established what I like (paddling - all day every day) but all I know about your preferences is that you like to lick caramel off me and get all sweaty under the blankies.

[Aristus]

36. Well, I'm already sweaty from your punishment, and I'm a little

tuckered out. So,if you stay away from the marked exits on my body, I'll let you have your way.

[VelmaD]

37. You are such...

a weenie. ;-) Marked exits...snort.

And we can take care of the sweaty problem. On your feet man. *smacks you on the ass and corrals you towrad the big communal shower that no one else is using at the moment*

Nothing like doin' it on sparkling clean tile. It's even big enough that you don't have to stand up for it. Poor tuckered out baby. ;-)

[Aristus]

38. I'm not a weenie. Like I said, you're just high maintenance!

Ooh, nice shower. Feels good. Soap me up, will you?

You'll have to go fast. Have to leave for class soon.

No, faster, I said.

[VelmaD]

39. God you're bossy...

and anything worth doing is worth taking the time to do right.

Fine. If you wanta quickie you're gonna have to expend a little energy. It doesn't work nearly as well if I try to throw you up against the shower wall. So, get to it - here I am, there's the wall.

Hope you're tall enough for this to work.

[Aristus]

40. First I'm a weenie, now I'm bossy?

I love your love-talk, Vel. ;-)

Okay, I'll help out. Got my own bar of soap.

Ooh, ssss! Tiles are cold! :scared:

[VelmaD]

41. Look on the bright side...

at least it's just you feet on that cold tile. You left me in charge and it could still end up being your ass down there.

And you are too a weenie. I guarantee you won't hear me complaining about the cold tiles against my back (or my front for that matter - your call) when you finally get around to slamming me up against the shower wall. ;-)

[Aristus]

42. Well, it'll have to wait for another time.

Gotta get going. Always leave them wanting more! *the crowd goes wild and the opposing team's cheerleaders all come out for smooches!*

Get under the water with me while I rinse off.

[VelmaD]

43. You get me under...

the warm water with you and I can't make any guarantees that you'll make it to class on time (or at all). :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

44. Now that's what I like to hear!

*rubs soap all over you.........ALL over you*

[VelmaD]

45. You be careful...

that stuff can sting a little in more delicate locations. ;-)

Slick soapy hands are a very very good thing.

*gives up and finally closes eyes and lets head fall back in utter contented bliss*

[TrogL]

46. Do you mind? I'm trying to have a nap

Yes, in the shower.

It's not the first time.

[VelmaD]

47. Oh Good Grief!

Is there anywhere he and I can go for a little nookie that you won't pop up? I'm starting to wonder if maybe you aren't following us for a little peak ya perv. ;-)

Sorry to interupt your "nap". Don't mind me. I'm just gonna rinse my hair and I'll be outta your way. You know you're gonna catch your death sleeping on that cold tile floor.