What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

[southpaw]

Anybody know???

[sysoprock]

1. I KNOW!

Not being IN the special olympics!

That joke is so mean, but it cracks me up.

[DrWeird]

2. Umm, let me guess...

Not being so stupid that you think jokes making fun of the mentally retarded are funny?

[southpaw]

3. HA! What a sense of humor!

You slay me, Doc!

[DrWeird]

5. So was that the right answer?

Because only a small child, a stupid teenager, or an adult bastard would make fun of the mentally handicapped.

[southpaw]

6. I don't know the right answer, dude-man...

I was asked to come up with an answer to this riddle... That's why I asked if anyone knew...

Maybe I shoulda asked: "Which pathetic scat-muncher want's to get bent about a silly riddle?"

[DrWeird]

7. knock knock.

nt

[tigereye]

4. nothing is better!

go Special Olympians!!

[newsguyatl]

11. i agree drweird

but we must remind ourselves that pimply-faced adolescents post here too, unfortunately.

[Blue_Tires]

8. winning the special spelling bee??

[Lars39]

9. Helping to organize a Special Olympics.

[ohiosmith]

10. Being President!

[Ilsa]

12. They aren't all "retarded"

My son is quite bright, but autistic. He is ahead of his class on spelling, but he can barely speak. He has no competitive instincts or desire to engage in group sports. Yet, we'll be trying to get him involved in S.O. when the time comes.

Be glad you aren't the parent of a disabled child. It's a hard life.

[sysoprock]

13. Southpaw feeling like an asshole in 5...4...3...2...

n/t

[newsguyatl]

14. ilsa, check your inbox

[Bunny]

15. Well, I can chime in here as well.

I've worked with people with disabilities for 24 years. It totally pisses me off when people, who really should know better, make fun of people with mental retardation.

You know, it's not a lifestyle they chose. They were born this way. And it's mighty big of you to make fun of people for something they can't help. I guess you're just a superior human being, huh?

But they've got something that you apparently don't, and that's integrity. So, enjoy your little jokes at the expense of others. Karma awaits all of us.