The Party of Personal Responsibility of all CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "So they keep asking me, 'Aren't you going to take responsibility for no WMDs?, for bankrupting the treasury?, for poisoning our relationships with traditional allies?, for firing up tensions with Syria, Iran, and North Korea?, for deeping the recession?, for the high unemployment rate?, and all the rest . . . Where does the buck stop, anyway?' So I'm thinking, 'Hell, the buck makes it to the CIA and to the FBI and to the State Department and to the previous adiministration. What the fuck they want from me, anyway? A dollar just doesn't go as far these days.' . . . Ha. That would get them! But Karl won't let me say it. I wonder why? I think it's brilliant."

[underpants]

1. Hello and Welcome to WarMax your no hassle imperialist superpower

That's the kind of picture I was looking for, that real "used car salesman" thing.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=175563

[Bossy Monkey]

2. I YAM WHAT I YAM!

C'mon folks, sometimes these are so obvious even I can handle 'em.

[MrBenchley]

3. "Wait'll you see what

Osama and me have cooked up this time!"

[maxomai_vs_rove]

4. What's that in my teeth?

Could be WMDs! But I think it's bacon.

[cosmicdot]

5. Staffer: we're still having a problem keeping that one eye open ...

... aren't we ... if you don't keep'em both open, the drugs we just gave you will become more than just plain obvious ... no Visine in the world will get rid of the redness, but, sir, you've gotta help us out here ... and, do try to stop doing funny things with those lips ... geez ... it was easier putting lipstick on a pig ...

[BuelahWitch]

6. Looks to me like he's saying..

"Go ahead, pull my finger!"

[zbdent]

7. "Whoof, hope that nun behind me doesn't get a whiff

of the Peanut butter and bean burrito WMD!"

[skip fox]

8. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[Bake]

9. Damn! That whiskey's got some KICK to it!

BAke