Get yer Bad Fortune Cookies here

[LynneSin]

And don't forget to add the "in bed" to the end of your fortune!!!

http://www.badcookie.com/

My fortune:

"To get what you want you must commit yourself forever to dark forces IN BED"

[GOPisEvil]

1. Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

2. IN BED

never forget the in bed

[Paul1574]

3. you will be unfortunate to all things you put your hands to....

if i add in bed.....oh dear :(

[rbnyc]

4. Oh No!

You have an ugly heart and are well despised in bed!

:(

That can't be true!

[LynneSin]

6. EEP, sorry about that - here have a good fortune cookie

http://www.meiwahrestaurant.com/fortune.htm

[rbnyc]

9. LOL!

One old friend is better than two new ones in bed.

Thanks Lynne.

[kmla]

10. I clicked on the link - (sorry if it was private)!

I should be able to make money and hold onto it in bed....

What good will that do me?

or...

Is my future as a gigolo?

[GOPisEvil]

11. My good fortune cookie: "Someone is secretly in love with you."

Awwwww...now who is it? You can tell me. You don't need to keep it a secret! :D

[LynneSin]

12. I don't know about that one - two in bed is always better than one

but maybe that's just me!

[damnraddem]

21. This is a good day for automobile servicing ... in bed?

I don't think so.

Or is it a good day to be autoerotic?

[kmla]

5. Uh-oh. I have little wit or energy...

in bed.

Bummer.

:nopity:

[meegbear]

7. Penn and Teller had something like this ....

in their book Penn and Teller Play With Their Food. They had some "bad fortune cookies" you could read to say it was yours or pass it off to someone else. The only one I remember was: "The lump is cancer."

[Hawkeye-X]

8. Oh well. this bad fortune cookie speaks the truth...

[supernova]

13. My bad cookie :(

in bed!

[supernova]

14. Good cookie! :-)

"You will inherit a large sum of money."

I sure hope that's true. I need it. My house needs it.

[rucky]

15. "You Will Be Exposed For The Fraud That You Are"

I actually made "misfortune cookies" for a party once... Here were some others:

"Confucius Say: Consult Magic 8-Ball"
"You May Be Fat, But You Don't Sweat Much"

[GOPisEvil]

16. Did you get *'s cookie?

:D

[jmm]

17. *Sigh*

In Bed

[VermontDem2004]

18. wtf?

[catzies]

19. Oh that is too funny.

[LynneSin]

20. Wow, did I depress everyone here in the Lounge???!!!

in Bed

<sigh> these are bad ones. I'll need to post a thread for positive fortune cookies!