CAPTIONs misty water colored CAPTIONs of the way we were

[underpants]

[cosmicdot]

1. W is thinking: I wish I could think of something to help people today

... but, samo samo ... nothing comes to mind ...

[Bossy Monkey]

2. "Damn! What happened to my trifecta?"

[LynneSin]

3. Dang, Zogby has me at a 45% approval rating. How can they not love me?

http://www.zogby.com

[skip fox]

4. "Well, Barbara, I feel like I've been thrown to the wolves. Not the Dems,

but Paul and Karl and Don and Scooter and Dick. They make me do things and then I gotta take all the heat for doing them. It's like this war thing and Iraq stuff. I didn't want to 'light up Iraq,' as Don put it. I just wanted to ask for better inspections and wanted maybe to be friends with Saddam. But NO! They say we gotta go and wipe him out, so . . . okay, we go an wipe him out. That was great. But then the real trouble starts and nobody will even answer my phone calls. Hell, I finally broke in on Karl and asked him what's up. Know what he said? 'You're on your own on this one, Numbnuts; I don't DO foreign policy.' Geez. Sometimes I think even my dogs are dissing me. I really . . . you know. . . ah, like . . . could use . . . ah . . . a hug. . . . . No, don't do that! It's not nice to laugh at someone just after he opened up to you! . . . Ah, geez . . .!"

[frylock]

7. You're on your own on this one, Numbnuts..

classic line! Thanks for the laugh!

[skip fox]

5. We sigh and wave farewell as daytime's captions

recede into memory, fade, and are swallowed whole
by time's insatiable appetite. Our small sadness
is soon assuaged by the lighting of lamps, a spring night,
and minds that wake, fire up vast circuitries
to bring themselves to diamond clarity
that they might inscribe new captions
on the abyss, the maw that outlasts life, a sweet
sign, at least, of man's faith and ever going forth.



:bounce:

[maxomai_vs_rove]

6. Is it "potato" or "potatoe?"

[ikojo]

8. Hmmm...I wonder what Condi is wearing under her dress?

Victoria Secret? Frederick's of Hollywood? Lace? hmm......