I'm a delusional liar..ask me anything about the Dem candidates

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

[WilliamPitt]

1. How does one acquire trivial medals?

[eyesroll]

5. In a Trivial Pursuit tournament? n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. Contact your skull and bones sponsor, the info is not public

it is for the highly privileged aristocrat

[WilliamPitt]

2. How does one acquire trivial war wounds?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Hey don't we shoot ouselves in the foot everyday?

asked and answered.

[WilliamPitt]

3. How does one join a hockey team with the BFEE?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. YOu can't. The puck is busy running the country into the ground right now

[Mandate My Ass]

4. Did Al Sharpton and Cynthia McKinney

conceive their love child...on the hood of your car? }(

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Yes, then they ate it after Kerry molested it

on the hood of my car

[XanaDUer]

7. Is it not true that Kerry also runs the Illuminati

and is a 33rd degree Free Mason?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. Yes, he is also responsible for the fraudulent moon walk and new coke

[Raven]

9. Who are they anyway?

:-)

[WilliamPitt]

14. Do you mean 'they' or 'THEY'?

'They' are a bunch of sad and sorrily delusional maniacs. 'THEY' are the ones who will kill 'they' if 'they' offer proof for their allegations.

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. THEY are the arbiters of all things real. THEY are going to get you..if

you won't trust ME about THEM, then PLEASE PLEASE I IMPLORE YOU...at least listen to the voices in your head. THEY have never mislead you...well maybe that time THEY told you to shoot your cat but THEY were just kidding...YOU can't take a joke.

[HereSince1628]

10. Who are the candiatates counterparts in Lord of the Rings?

,

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. That is a rumor, they are in the television show Orange County. Kerry is

the stupid one.

[WilliamPitt]

19. Heh

Frodo: Kucinich (doomed)
Sam: Dean (hard-core)
Saruman: Lieberman (traitor)
Gandalf: Kerry or Clark or Gephardt (been around so long their few but inevitable bad decisions can be used against them by Orcs)
Gollum: Fox news

[catpower2000]

12. Is it true that Dean is a deaf mute illiterate albino Eskimo lesbian? nt

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. He hasn't asked to get it on with me yet so he isn't very popular if that

is so.

[HereSince1628]

15. Which one is committed to making Guam the 51st state?

.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. Kucinich...his is the only candidate name you can rhyme with spinach

[roughsatori]

16. Why do some Dem Candidate supporters seem to hate other Dem Candidates

more then they they hate *? Forgive me if my question is naive.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. This is your brain (((((((((((((((((((((((((BRAIN)))))))))))))))))))))))

This is your brain after reading every conspiracy theory site on the internet ()

[BurtWorm]

21. Is it true that nothingshocksmeanymore is being driven into the Kerry camp

by delusional lying overzealous Dean supporters on the hood of her car?

[WilliamPitt]

24. All the delusional Dean supporters on the hood of her car

were splattered there as NSMA drove through their ranks at 99 mph on her way to Kerry headquarters.

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. They faked those broken bones...they were just looking for another

frivolous lawsuit

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. Nothingshocksmeanymore is voting for Ghandi...he isn't really dead

He hangs out with Elvis, Martin Luther King and Malcolm x on Jupiter Island in a condo purchaed for him by the BFEE..they were all really right wingers whose only mission was to convince us justice and equality were handled so we can now watch reality programs like survivor where nobody really faces any risk, while we eated boxed corporate dinners and drink cans of colored sugar water purchased at a buck a piece so they can fund sports events and elections.

[XanaDUer]

27. Thanks for a terrific thread...

This stuff about how Skull-and-Bones-rules-the-world crap with Kerry is really getting nuts.

It's like what Repukes do with the Trilateral Commission and the Club of Rome.

[blondeatlast]

57. Hey, I saw Ghandi at Burger King with John Kerry.

I overheard something about the "alumanazis" (sic)? What do you know about this?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

58. Forceful tinfoilhatters...they're everywhere

LOL did you just give us all a new name to call people??

[blondeatlast]

59. OHMIGOD--didn't think about it. It was a take on the Illuminati--

it could definitely work!

ROFLMAO at my cleverness and you're running with it!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

60. No

I'm flat out stealing it and I'm NOT SORRY!!!

[Seneca]

29. Is Lieberman reading my mail??

:o

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. Only the porn mags

[hunter]

35. What kind of porn mags???

(asking for somebody else, yeah, that's it...)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

40. The Summer edition of HOT GOYAS AND SHIKSAS

[KamaAina]

30. What kind of cheese do you think Kerry should have had

on his Philly cheesesteak?

And no fair saying "Monterey Jack", either!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. Head cheese

It came from a :skull:

[LynneSin]

32. So what is the proper method of eating a Philly Cheesesteak??

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. Start at one end, turn sandwich around, finish from the other....caution

Don't eat the middle..it's poison...planted by the BFEE via John Kerry. YOu wouldn't have to worry about this if you favored Lieberman..philly cheesesteak is not made from Kosher beef.

[SweetZombieJesus]

34. I hope they finally tombstoned that jackass

I loved Will's response on the hockey team thing.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

37. No.if they tombstone him, he will get into the vault where the secret

votes are kept for presidents through the year 2020...which is when the world is scheduled to end and all who voted for skull and bonesers will be shuttled to the space station...ps..Justin Timberlake isn't getting to go..I know.

[kmla]

38. If they were to make a movie about Joe Lieberman...

who would play his part?

:shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

41. we were gonna have Vern do it but he died

[VOX]

39. Wesley Clark now a confirmed Democrat. Candidate 4 Prez or not?

Inquiring minds, and all that...

Thanks, nsma! :toast:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

44. Yes, unless God resigns..then he will vie for that slot with Bill Bennett

odds are on Clark..even Bennett is going with that so say my sources from sin city

[sangh0]

42. If the Skull 'n Bones Hockey Team

faced off against the PNAC Hockey Team, what would the game be like, and who would win?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

45. Skull and Bones...their coffin experience gives them the advantage on ice

[JohnKleeb]

43. how is one a leprecaun if he is Croatian

ok hes part Irish too

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

46. It's the spinach thing..see above..it's green...shit happens

[disgruntella]

47. this guy just knocked on my door and demanded my vote in the primaries

What should I do? If I fall in the forest, will I make a sound?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

49. Go for the highest bid to the first question

If you fall in the forest..you make the sound of one hand clapping.

[SOteric]

48. Which of the Democratic candidates is best

at sautéeing an omelette?

I've heard that Dean and Kerry are both anti-mushroom, Clark is not on record as having ever given a straight answer about his position on mushrooms, Lieberman prays for mushrooms daily, and Kucinich lives under a mushroom!!! Is this true? What are the important mushroom stances of the various candidates?

I just don't think I could give my vote to a candidate who's anti-mushroom. Even if it means the end of civil liberties, the demise of the economy and a giant 'Flushing' sound north of the border.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

51. They are elitists...someone else makes their omelettes

Dean is anti-mushroom, Kerry faked eating his, Lieberman will eat them if peeled for purity, Kucinich rhymes with spinach..he could give a flying fuck about mushrooms, Clark likes them if they are in the shape of a cloud :evilgrin: , Gephard is boycotting Pic Sweet as are we all, Sharpton likes them grown in Brawley (hey it's a town in California), Mosely Braun is against, and Graham thinks they were raised as an issue under false pretenses...Edwards eats them but only with po folks watching.

[SOteric]

54. Ah. The breakfast of champignon.

I've been warming that pun up for 20 minutes now. :7

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

56. Props to the pun queen

from mars...where those who follow the beam will end up. :D

[Seneca]

50. Is it true...?

...that Gephardt lost his eyebrows in a bet with Kerry on who had the sexier kneecaps??? :shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

52. No..it was who looked sexier in knee pads and Gephard gave them up after

the rose garden ceremony.

[VolcanoJen]

53. I just heard that Howard Dean invented the internet. Did he?

:-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

55. No...he discovered Love Canal

John Kerry invented the internet..it was taking too long for rumors about him to travel...now it's light speed

[peterh]

61. With regard to the Kennedys, Gary Hart and WJC..

Who in the current crop has the most potential to……slip?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

62. Kerry