HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

[Booberdawg]

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.

9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.

[nomaco-10]

1. Oooooh, I don't take up for men anymore,

I've been happily divorced for too long.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. LOL!!! Thanks!

I'm bookmarking this one!:-)

[Dookus]

3. Finally...

my over-caucasionism is being recognized.

[arwalden]

4. "Alternative Destinations"... Good One!

I will only admit to "looking for a better route" or "searching for a shortcut".

-- Allen

[Rhiannon12866]

9. I've ridden with you guys and your ``shortcuts!''

My dad was no exception! Thanks for the memory!:-)

Also, I love that photograph of Agnes Moorehead. Where is it from, ``The Magnificent Ambersons?'':shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. LOL!

Swine empathy...:D

[Booberdawg]

6. Interesting "spin"

on misogyny, ain't it? Oh, political correctness, how I love thee.:D

[Booberdawg]

7. kick

[Rhiannon12866]

8. kick!

:kick: