The Pathic Petitioner of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is praying: " . . . and also for all the families affected by this tragedy and stuff. And I know this probably isn't a good time, but seeing how my schedule is and everything, . . . well, maybe I could squeeze one more in, like wishing to find a couple sweet ol' atom bomb warheads hidden in the Iraqi desert, . . . or maybe a buried tanker of nerve gas. If it was just for myself, I wouldn't bother you, but it's really for The President's credibility . . . which is important if I'm going to be able to do other things like give more tax cuts, and ease banking regulations, and punative FCC rules which discourage free enterprise, and try to roll back tenure at all public universities, and stuff. See? So . . . I mean, if you're not too busy . . . and, believe me, I can sympathize with that . . . well, ah . . . like . . . could ya? Okay? . . . Over and out."

[StaggerLee]

1. save game

I think this gameboy thing could really take off. Maybe we need to send one to every troop in Irak to keep 'em busy and their minds off of the... dahgit! Missed that one. I wonder if those nice folks at Neintendano could make a game starrin' me an the Abe Lincoln landing- I think so- I'm photogeneric. Got my looks from my ma.

[sexybomber]

3. oh bother.

There's no way I can top that one, as it is sheer genius. :D

[regularguy]

2. And the Lord God sayeth unto W:

"You have forsaken the Lord thy God, and I shall surely remove-eth thine lips."

[cosmicdot]

4. Gosh, I wonder if I close my eyes really hard will that make me look

more religious and serious and stuff ... I figure a few minutes out here ... a quick in and out at St. Johns church across the street, and I can wrap up another day ... amen ...

[trof]

5. Works for Pat Robertson.

You can tell when he's praying reely reely hard cause his eyes just squinch up SO TIGHT.

[underpants]

6. Rove:"Psst George! it's not naptime yet..."

"wake up this important"

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Ow I got a plank in my eye! (n/t)

[skip fox]

8. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[myomy]

9. Damn headache, gotta have a drink...maybe a pretzel of two..

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[maxanne]

10. dear gawd

could we hurry this shit up, so ah could get me a beer? Ahm getting mighty parched, standing here in the sun with this ugly goddam tie choking me.