Caption the morans.

[denverbill]

Really, have they forgotten they are supposed to fully extend the right arm for their salute? Are all freepers fat, middle-aged white men?

[alonso_quijano]

1. "Say goodbye to your outsourced jobs, everyone"

.

[LuLu550]

2. "visualize....

Nazi Germany.."

[Japhy_Ryder]

3. If I take my shoes off on the beach...

does that mean I'm gay? Cause I'm not. I'll just stand behind you guys here. And maybe I'll just leave my shoes and socks on. I don't want any of you guys thinking I'm gay. I'm so glad that we came on this vacation with just the guys, huh? Who needs those wives around anyway! Does anyone want a Zima?

[Fixated]

4. ....

Seriously, why are they nearly saluting Hitler? What are they actually doing?

[LuLu550]

5. I think they are

waving "bye bye" to liberals as they cross the ocean to France or some other liberal country...as in "American love it or leave it."
That's just my take on it, I could be wrong.

[skip fox]

6. The harmonizied mantra goes: "Visualize no liberals.

Make them go away. Wave to them. Send the liberal spirit from our land. Wait the conservative ship coming in. Wave to it. Send your money to Swami Karl. Sell your house and send your money to the Swami Karl. All shall be made whole again. And well. Visualize the Nineteenth century. Wave to it sailing in. Visualize the rapture. Prepare yourselves. Sell the wife and kids. Send your money to Swami Karl. Visualize no CNN. Wave to it as you drive it from the land. Sell your soul. Send the money to Swami Karl. . . . .(and on and on and on . . .)"

[phoebe]

33. LOL

thanks..

[skypilot]

7. They're visualizing liberals...

...falling off the "egde" of the earth.

Dumbshits. How much you want to be that this is some kind of corporate retreat?

[CO Liberal]

8. Visualize No Functioning Brain Cells

:-)

[TEXASYANKEE]

9. Good bye

Social security
40 hour work week
Medicare
Voting rights
Equal opportunity
etc
etc
etc

[Mr. Jinx]

10. All those lemmings and not a cliff in sight...

[gratuitous]

11. Waving bye-bye to the ship that dropped them off

Their deserted island, free at last (thank God almighty) from all vestiges of "liberals" our intrepid band of free marketers hunkers down to create a whole new society. Within a startlingly short time, they have degenerated into a pack that makes "Lord of the Flies" look like the fucking Algonquin Round Table.

[skip fox]

15. sweet!

:toast:

[skypilot]

21. Hunkering down to create a whole new society..

And then the dumbasses realize they forgot to bring women.

[SPICYHOT]

36. cause we women

are not that dumbass!!!

[skip fox]

37. Boy! This pict. really brought out the best in us as

CAPTIONers!!!

This one short and sweet!! :toast:

[skypilot]

12. "Visualize...

...no Liberals. Visualize the ensuing Rightwing-nut, social Darwinist smackdown with YOU as its ultimate victor. Visualize the smoldering wasteland of America which will be your reward. Enjoy."

[cosmicdot]

13. visualize a tidal wave

[cosmicdot]

14. what beach is this?

[denverbill]

16. Orange Beach AL.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/980589/posts

[cosmicdot]

18. thanks ... and, yikes!

what's it with the word "orange" and conservatives?

i.e.

Orange County, CA

[skypilot]

22. Orange you glad..

...there're no Librals around here?

[skip fox]

38. Oh yeah!!

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

17. sure glad this wasn't the welcoming committee when my ancestor

arrived in 1700 ... this is what he came to America to get away from ...

...when the photographer says 'say cheese' and you turn the other way and throw your right-wing arm up in the air ... you might be a 'moran'

[denverbill]

19. What has 32 teeth, 16 arms, and one brain?

8 freepers.

[underpants]

20. Are they implying that "liberals" should be put on boats and sent back

"from where they came"???

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture.

f*cktards.

[Fenris]

23. "Yes, the experiment went perfectly."

"Dr. Kimble and I dropped our subjects off on a small pacific island after months of painfully indoctrinating them with conservative ideology. Dr. Smith, who remained on the island as our eyes and ears disguised as one of "them," reported that within an hour of our departure, the subjects resorted to sodomy. Within two hours, exhausted from painful and savage man-love and starving (although we had fed them a whole cow before they left the boat), our boys resorted to cannibalism. The number of subjects dwindled as their hunger grew. Dr. Smith managed to keep himself alive by distracting the flesh-eating conservatives with a short-wave radio carrying Rush Limbaugh and a book by Ann Coulter (which prompted an unexpected return of sodomy). When we arrived to pick the subjects up the next day, only Dr. Smith survived. The rest had been eaten by the strongest subject, who, when he ran out of others to consume, ate himself."

[skip fox]

26. Wicked!!! (but accurate)

That is, the entire piece is very find but THIS is especially accurate:

"book by Ann Coulter (which prompted an unexpected return of sodomy)"

[Fenris]

27. Hiya Skip!

Thanks for the praise!
:hi:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

24. They all have no asses-Where are the Fab Five???

what an unattractive bunch. These guys are screaming for makeovers!!

Someone-submit this photo to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!!!

[skypilot]

25. Submit it to America' s Least Wanted

*

[Wickerman]

28. The attendees of the 2nd annual Freeper National Conference

were dismayed to find that the brochure photo of a beach front Hotel was in fact, nothing more than a large photo in the sand covered parking lot of the Howard Johnson's in Gary Indiana.

[cosmicdot]

29. how many freepers does it take to hail a water taxi?

[Iris]

30. Georgie, we hardly knew ye!

Speaking of white, fat middle-aged men - you should have seen Atlanta news coverage of the Promise-freepers Rally last weekend.

Not a brown face in the crowd.

But a lot of white men crying.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

31. Raising hands to volunteer for a Vasectomy

one can only hope...

[Sophree]

32. Bye Bye Democracy!

[disgruntella]

34. all right, gentlemen! which one of you

had a wet dream about Ann Coulter last night?

:evilgrin:

[SiouxJ]

35. Finally we have our own island

with no libruls! Yay! Uh, er, oops, also no women - d'oh!

[trof]

39. "Dammit, it was BLUE shorts today!

Harry! Ed! Ken!
Didn't you get the effing memo?
Here you are in your effing khaki shorts and you've just RUINED the whole damned picture.
I sure wish you guys would get your crap together.
Jeeminy!"

[myomy]

40. Come on Jesus, we know you can do it.

.

[skip fox]

41. AP: Applicants for the Darwin Society met today at Jones Beach, notorious

for its wicked undertow, to play another round of Walking on Water in the Natural Selection Finals. Here we see them wishing one of their colleagues well who has just inexplicably slipped from sight.

[ForrestGump]

42. Psst....no, face toward the OTHER camera.

It's over here, you doofi...

[NightTrain]

43. Commentator:

"The pebbles are each numbered so that the judges can tell
whose skipped the farthest."