The Carpe Diem of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. In my next job I wanta be Eliot Ness and hunt down all the bad guys with a tommy gun. But I want to investigate, too. Like have a magnifying glass and a chemestry set . . . one of the big ones so I could bust big crimes like Al Capone and kidnappers and stuff. I wonder if I could get 008 on my badge? Boy, that would be grand."

[Bossy Monkey]

1. So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.

I see you shiver in anticipa-

[skip fox]

2. Spooky . . .

from Ed Dorn's _Gunslinger_?

[cosmicdot]

4. rocky horror picture show

[cosmicdot]

5. say it! say it! anticipa-

-tion!

[underpants]

3. Hey what's a little fingerpointing and scapegoating amongst friends?

I mean come on that is the past which is history.

[cosmicdot]

6. W: just dropped by to see how our anthrax supply was holding up

... to pay a conjugal visit to Osama and Saddam; and, to see if we might change the name of this here place to the George W. Bush Burrito of Indigestion ... figure if Poppy has the CIA named after him ... and I get the FBI ... that would make me a happy camper ...

[maxomai_vs_rove]

7. Ladies and Gentlemen, CloneTech presents you: Bush 2.0!

We can make him better, faster, stronger. We have the technology.

Can we make him smarter?

We can, by putting this replacement brain in...

Replacement brain?

Built by Intel. Top Secret. It only covers the Four F's, but nobody will notice the difference.

[Mr. Jinx]

8. So he's heading back to the lab- it won't help him.

[skip fox]

9. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

:kick:

[myomy]

10. Now how about that for walking a yellow line.

Way to go Georgie.

[maxanne]

11. haw haw haw

everyone's clapping for me. Ah couldn't find my asshole with both hands, a map, and a magnifying glass - and they're clapping for me.