Howard Dean once forgot to put the seat back down!

[AWD]

Insert your "ridiculous Dean bashes" here.....

Remember, the point is to be silly. Leave your ego and anger at the door, please

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. and he picks his nose when he drives!!!

that bastard.

[Cha]

2. Only "once"?....I knew I liked that guy!

[w13rd0]

3. Howard Dean's support is soft!

And every poll only shows him going up a couple points weekly, obviously an indication that his Jedi Mind Tricks are failing him...

[liberalnurse]

And he does not wash his hands

between examining patients...he uses anticeptic foam.....

[JohnKleeb]

4. lol

so I do that all the time ;)
lol just kidding but I am pretty clumsy enough to do so
ok my fake Dean bash
Dean is in Skull and Bones, thus he must be evil.

[CO Liberal]

5. He Pulled the "DO NOT REMOVE" Tag Off His Mattress

:-)

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. Mattrecide!!!!

run him out of town on a rail!!!

[CO Liberal]

6. He Doesn't Close The Cover Before Striking!!!!

:-)

[GOPisEvil]

8. I hear he once ran with scissors! n/t

[MercutioATC]

9. He turned me into a NEWT!

...I got better...

[Exultant Democracy]

10. He turned me into a newt.

ah poo, you beat me by a second. Still I say BURN HIM, BURN HIM.

[MercutioATC]

17. A WITCH! A WITCH!

I've heard that great minds think alike...


I don't know what that has to do with us, it's just something I've heard...

:evilgrin:

[maxomai_vs_rove]

11. Flip flop!

First the Right Wing Media said he wanted to withdraw all the troops from Iraq; now the Right Wing Media says he wants to bring in NATO and UN troops first! Dean flip-flopped!

First Lieberman accused him of being anti-gun control, now the NRA accuses him of being pro-gun-control! Dean flip-flopped!

First the Left accuses him of being pro-Israel, now Lieberman and Pelosi accuse him of being anti-Israel! Dean flip-flopped!

First the Left accuses him of cutting social programs, then the Cato Institute accuses him of being Tax-and-Spend! Dean flip-flopped!

In fact, the media are telling us so many different things about Dean, that it's clear he'll say anything to anyone!

Dean flip-flopped! Because the media says so!

[GainesT1958]

12. His neck's too big...

And his tie's on crooked! (Didn't Lieberman use that last one in the debate the other night?) :eyes:

B-)

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. I have it from a reliable source, that he went out last Saturday, and

didn't come home til after midnight, and he smelled like he had been smoking.

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

14. He once thought Kucinich might have a chance to win

Talk about bad judgement.

[catpower2000]

31. Woo! Underpants bein' SASSY today! I like it!! nt

[VermontDem2004]

15. Dean has bad breath!

[LuminousX]

16. I looked into his eyes and saw Satan himself,

of course, Satan was standing right behind me and I was just seeing the reflection, that doesn't matter, no true honest moral person would reflect evil in his eyes.

[MercutioATC]

19. Ooh! An "I looked into his eyes" quote!

...possibly quoting our favorite resident "researcher"?

[ronnykmarshall]

18. One time, at Band Camp

I saw Howard Dean steal the last cupcake.

[indigo32]

20. He spit on my momma

the bastard!!!!

[Zephyrbird]

21. Dean snorts when he laughs!!!!

That's okay for me, but nobody else!

[GOPisEvil]

22. Howard Dean shot my pa!!! He's gotta pay!

:mad:

[liberalpress]

23. I don't know this fer sure..

...but I heard that Howard Dean masticates at least three times a day... maybe more!

[Shrek]

24. Howard Dean has . . .

. . . rebroadcast this transmission without the express, written permission of the National Football League.

He's gonna burn!

[AWD]

25. That's the best one yet....

[LynneSin]

26. Howard Dean once ordered a Philly Cheesesteak in Philly with Swiss Cheese

:eyes:

[willie13705]

27. I once seen him in a picture...

with that "Jeff Seemann" guy.


Jeff---contact me when you have a chance!

[AWD]

28. Check your PM willie...

If you don't know how to do that (I know you're new to DU), go to the lobby and click on "Inbox".

[AWD]

29. Whoops! Never mind

DUers can't PM each other until they have 50+ posts...so you are unable to respond.

So I sent you an e-mail.

[Castilleja]

30. He doesn't floss......

Unclean, Unclean!!!

[joycep]

32. Well, I heard

He once killed and ate an unborn chicken!

[trof]

33. and he bites his fingernails.

eeuuuwwwww

[JohnKleeb]

34. and gets pen ink on them

Yes I got pen ink on my fingernails :( and I have bit them in the past. All true I have some bad habits like that.

[trof]

37. So then you get ink on your teeth and lips?

I HATE it when that happens.
;-)

[VermontDem2004]

35. Don't get me started on Dean

He farts, he cuses, he chews with his mouth open, he puts his feet on the table, he misses appointments, he forgets birthdays, he is a complainer, he talks to much, he sucks his thumb, he bites his nails, he picks his nose, he grinds his teeth, he chews on his pencil, doesn't floss, doesn't brush his teeth, and he even rarely takes a shower! Don't vote for him!

[AWD]

36. He got suspended from Ohio State for 1 year

for lying to NCAA investigators and using a car not registered to him.

[eyesroll]

38. He let the spirit stick touch the ground!

Now he's cursed!

(OK, that was from Whitacre D_WI, but I'm at the computer and he's not.)

[AWD]

40. I LOVE that movie!!!

[jburton]

39. While a Doctor, he failed to give Cootie Shots

n/t

[FarLeftRage]

41. Bad bedside manners....

He knows more about what ails the patients than they do!!

[papau]

42. So who puts it up? And at 2 AM it is dark and you take your best shot!

:-)