The Cellulite Cushion of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

Laura is thinking: "Boy, I wonder if I'm packin' too much back? Ol' Numbnuts has been giving Lynn Cheney the soft eyes recently, even when I'm in the room. Maybe I should get a little tuck. Trim the tail, as they say. Hmmm."

[soupkitchen]

1. Is this a coup or a coop, Laura, I always get those words mixed up

[maxanne]

2. dammit Laura

You know a little spankee makes my dickie hard. At least I didn't use the paddle on you, this time. Stop your whining.

[radwriter0555]

3. oooo that LIPOSUCTION really WORKED! My buttocks are SOOOO

tight now!

I wonder if the guy behind me with the glasses can tell that I have my BIG girl panties on?

[buff2]

4. The freeper dumbasses

Are always talking about Hillary's legs and how "big" they are. Funny, they never mention how FAT laura's are. I noticed it big time yesterday. Ah well....it's always a double standard with the wingnuts.:shrug:

[Iris]

12. or overall frumpiness

[NekoChris]

5. This just in..

..breaking footage as the infamously tagged 'Bush Traitors' are led outside of the building by high ranking military personel. This is a historic, tragic, and yet captivating scene today on Capitol Hill.

In other news, I'm doing the cameragirl tonight, go me.

Back to you Dan!

[rfranklin]

6. Damn! My Depends just gave way!

What a stinkin' mess!

[rfranklin]

7. Now I know why they call him "Colon" Powell!

Laura gets a little backdoor action from the houseboy!

[skip fox]

10. Nasty!!!

You sure ain't no Poor Richard, rfranklin.

:toast:

[maxomai_vs_rove]

8. Right to left

Laura: "Did I remember to put on underwear today?"
Bush: "I'm screwed, I'm so screwed, I'm screwed...."
General I: "If this were Veitnam, I'd have shot that son of a bitch by now."
General II: "Nice pants."

[rfranklin]

9. I 'm giving up on this thong!

I still can't get him interested even with this newfangled lingerie. I wonder if he's really gay?

[cosmicdot]

11. the Shrubs are escorted out of Walter Reed after depressing patients

...and, in other photo news... Eyes Wide Shut ...

High-heeled shoes and carnival masks wait to be donned by high-flying businessmen who meet at a special club in Mexico City where they dress up as women, in this photo taken August 14, 2003. In famously macho Mexico, where 90 percent of the population is Catholic, such clubs are rare. The club, called 'Versus Life Style', costs between $36 and $93 a month to join and allows clients to indulge their fantasies with a wide array of luxury accessories. (Henry Romero/Reuters)