Do you think I have the most traditional sig line???

[SmileyBoy]

I have yet to change my sig line since DU v.2.0 came online in July. I bet not many of you folks can attest to that. I have changed my avatar a couple of times, in which I had Spongebob at the beginning, and a couple weeks later I switched to Broccoli-Man, now I recently switched to the ND flag.

But my homeless Ronald McDonald will now and forever be a staple of my messages. It's a tradition. Like Notre Dame Football. Like America and freeper rednecks. I can guarantee you that I will never get rid of the poignant symbol of his perserverance against adversity as a long-forgotten, has-been staple of the fast-food industry.

You'll always be staring out to them, giving them my light-hearted message, Ronnie. You are what makes me "me" in the DU community. I couldn't do it without you. Hats off to you, big guy.

BTW, you owe me a Happy Meal, you bastard. NO!!! DON'T FISH IT OUT OF YOUR FILTHY CART!!!!!!

Idiot.

[SmileyBoy]

1. Kick, because I want someone to care.

:kick:

[Sancho Panza]

2. I think he fell on hard times...

Ever since Mayor McCheese faced a hostile recall election due to Grimace's incompetence with the budget! Then the Hamburglar made that secret energy deal with Enron that sapped the power from all those red heat lamps, and... voila! The end of an era and the slowing down of horrible agricultural abuses in developing nations!

Well, that's the sad story of a clown!

[SmileyBoy]

3. Do you remember police chief Big Mac???

Ronnie gave him over $1,000,000 in kickbacks from 1970-1983.

[Sancho Panza]

4. The Tragic Ending to Chief Big Mac!

Rumor is he was mowed down by an angry mob of French Fry Goblins when they protested his directive of changing of their name to "Freedom Fry Goblins". :puke: