I had beans for dinner. Ask me anything...

[SmileyBoy]

But don't get too close to me.:evilgrin:

[Don_G]

1. Should I Call The EPA?

Or the DoE to inform them of a new energy source.

[SmileyBoy]

2. You want to call the Fargo Police about a potential chemical explosion.

Mostly Methane, Hydrogen Sulfide and trace gases...

[carpetbagger]

3. Did you watch South Park last night?

I learned two very important things. One is that if you don't fart, you might spontaneously combust. The other is that if you fart too much, you contribute to global warming. I think it's some kinda Buddhist thing.

[SmileyBoy]

4. That's why you need to follow Randy Marsh's moderation theory.

Only fart when it seems really funny. Around friends, or when you yourself feel it necessary. That way, the act of farting becomes more enjoyable, the OZONE layer isn't harmed, and we don't explode.

[radwriter0555]

5. stay away from open flames

there, gas boy.

[Bake]

6. I hear they're good for the heart ...

Bake