Wolfgang Eminemadeus

[bloodyjack]

CLASSICAL genius Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has been exposed as a foul-mouthed yob who made today’s bad boy rapper Eminem look tame.

The Austrian composer, who lived in the 18th Century, even wrote a song called L*** Out My A******* and put it to beautiful music.

A documentary screened by Channel 4 tried to prove Mozart suffered from the brain condition Tourette’s Syndrome, whose sufferers cannot stop themselves from blurting out profanities.

In L*** Out My A*******, which he penned at 26, the composer is said to have written the shocking lyrics: “L*** out my a*******, L*** it till it’s good and clean.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004482976,00.html

[Richardo]

1. Sounds more like R. Kelly...

...or Chappelle imitating R. Kelly.... :D

[bloodyjack]

2. no, R Kelly is more like

"this pee on your face is a token of my love, underage groupie"

[AndrewJacksonFaction]

3. R. Kelly LOL

"I want to pee on you
pee on you
come on and let me pee on you
yeah"

Courtesy of the Chappelle show

[pagerbear]

4. Must. Sing. That. Song.

[miss_kitty]

5. I think WA Mozart was a noted coprophiliac

that's according to people who have read his letters...he'd like 'rate my p**'.
ok I figured out 'L***' is 'Lick' Why does the Sun do that? what tools.

[Misunderestimator]

6. Yep... he was a foul-mouthed little genious, wasn't he?

[bloodyjack]

7. kind of adds a whole new twist to the MAGIC FLUTE doesnt it?

or maybe not