Message board regular eats, enjoys bagel

[Robb]

COLORADO (AP) -- A frequent poster at a left-wing internet message board sliced and toasted a bagel for lunch, sources told the Associated Press.
The poster, who goes by the alias "Robb" (news - websites) reportedly places innane messages on the website "Democratic Underground" (news - websites), where other users frequently call him a Dingbat.
"It seemed like a good idea," said "Robb", adding "I had some cream cheese on it too."
Cream cheese and bagels are a popular breakfast item, but are more rarely seen at lunchtime. The American Bagel Advisory Board (news - websites) recommends eating six a day.

Good lord I need to get out of the office more. :eyes:

[Phillycat]

1. BREAKING: Undecided voters prefer English muffins to bagels.

Link to follow.

[MissMillie]

2. no lox?

cream cheese, lox, onion & tomato.... the perfect bagel sandwich

[Phillycat]

Capers too.

*Swoon*

[MissMillie]

5. I can't wait to eat bread again

it doesn't sit too well in my new tummy just yet, but that will change over time.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. back page: Lounge Mod Finishes Entire can of Clam Chowder

sources could not be reached for comment.

[Robb]

4. Dear Editor:

I find it interesting that on your opinion pages you endorse bagels when CLEARLY bagels are contributing to the erosion of the family in our community. This is yet another example of the left-wing media trying to turn me gay and eat my babies.

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. Dear loyal readers...

We express deep (bagel) regret at the impression (bagel) that we are a Bagel only (bagel) publication. In no way have we ever received (bagel) compensation (bagels but the dozen) for our enthusiasm (bagel) for bagels (bagel)...

[MissMillie]

9. you forgot to add

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[7th_Sephiroth]

6. worlds most feared DUer makes bagel sandwich

7th_Sephiroth (news - websites) tells the associated press that after a hard day of caving in skulls of bush supporters he likes a good bagrl sandwich with chicken and cheese, 7th_sephiroth as you all know destroyed the entire military when he turned into a giant golden dragon and laid waste to washington DC

[NanBo]

7. LTTE

That Dingbat writer shoulda had lox and teh bagel shoulda been onion.

Signed,
Concerned Lunchlady