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salin
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Wed Oct-20-04 08:54 PM
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1st week night in eons that I have been home (and awake) at an early hour.... miss the lounge and Du tremendously...
So for those desiring simply to entertain/amuse one another... start with an absurd sentence - and create subthreads with short, sentence long absurd responses... at an end point - start another subthread... just who far can we make these stories go?
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I knew it was time to worry when John Ashcroft banned the commercial use of paper towels.
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WannaJumpMyScooter
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Wed Oct-20-04 08:58 PM
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1. The only way I could dry my hands legally now was to |
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use the long projections on the underwear of the nearest Bush priest.
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salin
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Wed Oct-20-04 09:05 PM
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2. which were tagged with the statement: |
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dirty hands cleaned = those with micro-fabrics will be alleviated.
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nothingshocksmeanymore
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Wed Oct-20-04 09:06 PM
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3. And since I use my hands commercially to cook it caused a breakout |
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of e coli at the local republican watering hole
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salin
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Wed Oct-20-04 09:09 PM
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5. where the rumour began circling |
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that cheney had been tampering with the food on the grill...
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Wed Oct-20-04 09:11 PM
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7. But that was before they tested the DNA of the e-coli and |
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found that it was Ashcroft's
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salin
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Wed Oct-20-04 09:55 PM
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8. A leak from the CDC confirmed |
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that a primary reason for blocking the reimportation of medicine from Canada...was that the evidence of this e-coli source was... Ashcrofts son!
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Wed Oct-20-04 09:57 PM
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9. But the more curious among us wondered how Ashcroft's |
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son got his father's DNA in his rectum.
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salin
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Wed Oct-20-04 10:09 PM
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Fred Phelps joined the fray in condemning the liberal media for reporting the story
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Wed Oct-20-04 09:07 PM
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4. Republicans can dry their own hands |
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being naturally full of hot air.
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Wed Oct-20-04 09:09 PM
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6. til they realized that Rush had the corner on that market. |
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