I am bored, please vote on which flame war I should start in GD

[Cheswick2.0]

Poll question: I am bored, please vote on which flame war I should start in GD

[arwalden]

1. Dual Purpose.... Fundamentalists Who Murder Abortionists

And make certain you say "abortionists" and not "ob-gyn physicians".

[Cheswick2.0]

3. Yes, even pro-choice politicians are abortionists here in NE PA

good suggestion

[trof]

2. For a real stem winder, do the north-south thing.

And take this with you.

[Cheswick2.0]

5. what a powerful flame thrower you have

I was born in the south and grew up in the north.....I am so confused. I could play both sides of the fence, could be fun.

[trof]

13. It's the Dragonslayer, Mark IV

by Titan Arms Corp.
Has the optional telescopic sight and folding tripod for those really long shots.
I never go into GD without it.
;-)

[Susang]

4. I vote Abortion

We haven't had one of those in awhile and I miss all my Bikini Sisters! :evilgrin:

[Cheswick2.0]

23. I say we round up the troops, get out bikinis and GO!

Those are fun, I agree

[RobertSeattle]

6. Flat Earth -vs- Round

[Liberal Veteran]

9. I am really tired of you 3 Dimensional Elitists trying to shove your....

...whacky spherical earth mythology down my throat.

[_NorCal_D_]

22. Yes,

flat earth vs round earth threads usually get a good response.
:)

[Liberal Veteran]

7. Gay high schools are often good for a flamewar....

:)

[Cheswick2.0]

18. Yes, a new and very promising Flame War topic

Great idea

[thom1102]

47. <Gak>

I am still smarting from that one. The hair is finally starting to grow back!

[REP]

8. Abortion

I feel like humiliating some pathetic antiabortnoid motherfuckers.

[Cheswick2.0]

25. but, can we get special dispensation to call names?

do you think if we ask Skinner he would let us be really really mean and dismissive?

:bounce:

[REP]

28. Don't Need One

A) You've read my posts, right??

B) How about pointing and laughing?

[Cheswick2.0]

33. that'll work!

:wave:

[StopTheMorans]

10. I vote that you start

one of those ones where you criticize a Republican woman using offensive terms that have nothing to do with the situation (i.e. "that Katherine Harris is such a whore", "Did you see Ann the Man on CNN today, I swear she has a bigger dick that I do", etc..) I like these ones because the poster starts out without meaning to create a flame-war, but they end up that way anyways:)

[Cheswick2.0]

12. yeah and then they get caught in the flames and have to ask the mods

to delete the thread... it is rather amusing.
Here have a donut :donut:

[chiburb]

11. "The Myth of the Risen Christ"

Ought to do it.

[Cheswick2.0]

14. I think we should save that one for just before Easter

and then add a few references to christians worshipping easter bunnies and painted eggs.

[REP]

15. Isn't Easter

Where Jesus comes out of his hole, and if he sees his shadow, we'll have six more months of Christianity?

[Cheswick2.0]

20. ROFL

that's a cute one. :+

Cheswick, Presbyterian Elder

[REP]

24. Then You'll Love the Card

of Jesus on the cross, with the caption "I died on the cross to avoid this holiday!"

REP - the P is the pre-Christian name for Easter

PS You started it!

[Cheswick2.0]

32. I am very interested in your religion actualy

and I thought your joke was funny.

[REP]

35. I Was Excusing My Vulgarity By Pointing at You!

Sheesh! Don't you know any rules of a good flamer? Rule 1: Someone else is responsible. Always.

As for my religion - none of the above (though I am descended from Presbyterians, Puritans and Methodists). I think there is value in a lot of what all religions teach; I'm just not affiliated with any one in particular.

[Cheswick2.0]

45. okay I see.

I was protecting the all important allegiance for the soon to come Abortion Flame thread. :pals:

[SOteric]

16. I believe it's fashionable right now...

to make up totally unsupportable, outrageous claims about miscellaneous candidates and wait for the the mouth-frothing supporters of same to return the favour.

[GOPisEvil]

17. Kerry eats babies; Dean worships Satan; Kucinich snorts Drano...

...that sort of thing? I've noticed that myself. :eyes:

[thom1102]

50. What about Clark!

I haven't been over there lately, but from what I here, those clark supporters have gone apesh*t!

[Armstead]

19. Religion or hair

That's safer than discussion Democratic politics around here these days.

But if you really want to generate the flames, how about starting a thread about the candidates' hair. Whose hair is worse -- Kerry, Sharpton or Kucinich? (I haven't heard any complaints about the other candidates' hair.)

That'll bring on flames.

[Cheswick2.0]

27. Sharpton has bad hair for a good reason

I would have to smack anyone that was mean about Reverend Al's hair. Kerry and DK are on their own......

DU Customary Disclaimer: of course I will support either if they get the democratic nomination for Pres.

[shugah]

21. racism is always a good topic

for flames. all the persecuted white guy DUers show up for those!

[Cheswick2.0]

30. yeah the angry white guy DUers

poor persecuted puppies

[chiburb]

31. Especially when their jobs...

are being sent to India...

[Cheswick2.0]

34. like the rest of ours aren't right?

I lost my job to India too....

Cheswick, White but woman

[chiburb]

36. Funny, you don't LOOK female...

Sorry about that. I rarely click on a profile so...
And yes, all jobs are threatened with being outsourced to other countries.

Back to the flames?

[Cheswick2.0]

46. no prob

I cultivate a good disquise!!!

[_NorCal_D_]

26. Also

threads like "I make more money than you!" or "I bought a stretch limo-SUV" are great flame war topics
:)

[chiburb]

29. "SUV Owners Should Be Shot"!!!!

Thanks for the reminder NorCal...

[shugah]

37. oh, and another predictable flame topic

altho for reasons unknown to me--having kids vs not having kids. start with "there was this baby/kid/rugrat/evil small person that was crying/screaming/running/looking at me in the plane/restaurant/mall..."

good luck! i'll check GD later to see what you decided on. :hi:

[ArkDem]

38. Any mention of the Miami vs Ohio State (last year)

national championship game is good for off the charts blood pressures.

[Shrek]

39. I chose "Other"

Flame war topic : Why Lieberman will win

[Cheswick2.0]

48. LOL

that'll get em going, but only two or three people would be defending the poor man.

[wickerwoman]

40. Haven't seen a PETA barbecue for a while.

That or another women in the military thread would liven things up a bit.

[cally]

41. We haven't had a vegetarian vs. meat eaters thread

in a long time. Those were fun for awhile. Of course, you could always go to the standard Naderites are fools. Works every time.

[Kolesar]

42. We got Bush because of Ralph Nader and the Green Party

[4_Legs_Good]

43. Ditto

That's the one that keeps me out of the GD most of the time.

david

Kucinich 2004

Arianna YES
Recall No

[Iris]

44. I always thought a thread simply entitled "Abortion" would be interesting!

[VermontDem2004]

49. Other George Bush is a great man

[thom1102]

51. That one could get a girl banned!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

52. How about Kerry faked his service record?

That seems to be a favorite of a few DUers these days...

:eyes:

Of course, a Red Sox-Yankee thread is a good way to get the ire of their fans.

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

53. Ohio State Buckeyes #1!

Come and get me, sucka!

[KamaAina]

54. Toilet paper: Over or under?

I hear Lieberman is an 'under'.

:evilgrin:

[SodoffBush]

55. gun control

there are a lot of gun nuts on this board.

[xJlM]

61. A lot of gun nuts?

I haven't noticed any, although you might think I'm one. I own more than one or two guns, and thousands of rounds of ammo. But I don't hunt.

[Paragon]

56. Nader or Arianna

Never fails.

[regularguy]

57. Rush is GAY!

Pass it on........

[Cheswick2.0]

58. oooooohhhhh

don't push that freak on our decent and quite fabulous gay brethren.
That was a nasty war wasn't it?

[Blue_Chill]

59. Demand the death penalty for drug users

I can feel the flames already.

[Cheswick2.0]

60. or at least 50 years hard labor

:hi: