Man Completes Monkey Nut ProtestA man protesting against student debt completed the bizarre stunt today of rolling a monkey nut seven miles to Downing Street using only his nose.
Crawling on his hands and knees, Mark McGowan nudged the nut over a kerb and up the steps to the famous black door of Number 10.
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Mr McGowan, who was wearing a grubby plaster on the tip of his nose, was applauded by a nearby policeman as he finished his task and was handed a mug of tea from inside the building.
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Describing his journey, he said: "The streets were dirty. There was hair and spit and bird poo. There were unmentionable things."
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Gotta hand it to this guy. And to whoever it was at Number 10 that gave him a cup of tea! :)