How Do I Ask Twin Nimphomaniac 22 Year Old Women Out?

[matcom]

without telling them i am NOT INTERESTED in owning their Liquor Store?

[aden_nak]

1. Staple your hand to your forehead and attempt to pee on them.

And if that doesn't work, give me their number.

So, uh, so I can try to talk some sense into them.

[papau]

2. Use the wife to carry your message!

:-)

[timezoned]

3. in binary

clearly.

[MrSandman]

4. How do you find them????nt

[freeminder]

5. Yes? Please? <nt>

[geek tragedy]

6. Say you hope that their dad gets reelected as President?

[Arkana]

26. LOL!

Good one.

[intheflow]

7. Go back to bed and continue dreaming

[irancontra]

8. you pinch your arm & wake up... (and stop jerkin off so much)

..just kidding... tell them you've got herb & barry white.

[LoZoccolo]

9. Place an ad for pr0n actresses.

Let them come to you. Should set you back about $400-$600 for both.

[bif]

10. A simple, genteel "Ya wanna fuck?" seems appropriate.

[Mass_Liberal]

19. Hahahahahaha!

Good one!

[DS1]

11. Drop your schlong on the bar and tell them to get to work

Worry about the liquor store later

[amber dog democrat]

12. I would use International Morse Code

followed by flashing light and a singnal hoist.

Await confirmation.

[Larry Tyler]

13. People that have sex with many partners create a concern to me

My first concern would be that if they are Nimphomaniacs, the chance of them having some vile disease like aids or such would be high.

My thought? leave them alone and dont take chances with your health.
Find a decent women somewhere.

[underpants]

14. No need to look any farther got "the whole bit" right here

[matcom]

15. I WANT FERRETS!!!!!!

:bounce:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[underpants]

16. Oh sure BE picky

:bounce:

[matcom]

22. NOW DAMMIT!!

ferrets
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ferrets

[underpants]

23. How about a trophy?

[matcom]

24. nice but no.

there is NO substitute for a thong-wearing ferret.

[Downtown Hound]

17. Show them your hippo

Then tell them you have a costume just like it in your closet, and this is what you want to do with it.

Report back to me on how it goes.

[GingerSnaps]

18. Make up a business card

Put down that you are a Sex Toy Salesman and hand it to them :evilgrin:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

20. ........which twin?

[Larry Tyler]

21. you gotta admit

The * twins are kinda cute.
Too bad their dad is such a dick.

[mac56]

25. Cute is as cute does.

Welcome to DU, by the way.

[Larry Tyler]

27. yep, could not vote for their dad

But would have no problem boinking either one of the twins.

That is if they were searching for a 46 year old balding fat married guy. But then of course they are, thats what all women want isnt it?