The Capricious Captain of all CAPTIONS!

[Fenris]

"I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(GALILEO!) Galileo. (GALILEO!) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico.
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
(LET HIM GO!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(LET HIM GO!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(LET ME GO!) Will not let you go.
(LET ME GO!) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for MEEEEEEEEE!"

[Richardo]

1. I'm laughing my ass off!

:D :thumbsup:

[Brucey]

2. See, I hold my mouth like this, then

Cheney....

[cojeco]

3. Hilarious!

Great song btw.

[cosmicdot]

4. W: we're on the track of military dictators ...

... ya'll have seen them ... they put stuff on their lapels ... they constantly have flags and military around them ... thank Gawd we don't have that here ... Hooah!

[GalleryGod]

6. Little Friggin' Closet Queen Strut!

:puke:

[Fenris]

8. Soldiers: "OH, GOD, SIR! PLEASE CLOSE THAT FLAP!"

WHO WEARS LONG JOHNS TO A SPEECH?

[GOPisEvil]

5. How do I top that?!?!?!

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! :thumbsup:

[underpants]

7. You will do as you are TOLD!

He does.

[skip fox]

9. "And when I was in the Guard they had this initiation they told us we had

to go through and I was first, and they told me to strip off, so I stripped off, then they pulled evey hair on my body below my neck with a tweezers, and it took a couple 'a days, and by the end I was a puddle, it was great! And then told the other guys they didn't have to go through it and then they all made me their bitch. I'll never forget. You guys got traditions like that, right? Ain't it fine!"

[skip fox]

10. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[myomy]

11. Repeat after me, WAR..WAR..WAR..

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