Can we discuss the "F" word?

[Dirty Hippie]

I mean FARTING. Don't you hate it when your relationship has aged to the point that your partner feels he or she can fart in front of you with impunity?

I really HATE to hear someone fart. I believe, if at all possible, farting should done in private.

My girlfriend thinks I'm weird because I have this "thing" about farting.

Maybe I am meant to live alone.

[DS1]

1. Would you be equally offended if your lover

reached into the back of their pants and spread their asscheeks in order to suppress the clapping sound and instead let a waft of warm fart pass uninhibited?

I suppose the question is, what offends you most?

The noise?
The smell?
The concept of the insides of someone's ass hitting your nostrils and working their way down into your lungs?

[Dirty Hippie]

4. Uh..

I'd say # 3.

[olddem43]

2. I agree, There is an old saying that -

the honeymoon is over the first time someone farts in bed. That is the same for any relationship.

[SarahB]

3. I tend to agree.

Sometimes things happen (in that case, say "excuse me"), but I prefer certain functions to be done in the bathroom (and privately) even within a relationship. To me, it's about simple, human courtesy.

[HEyHEY]

5. I agree whole-heartedly

I have a real problem with people making their bodily functions a public spectacle too.

Farting is like eating, it should be done in private, with the drapes drawn.... wait, I meant whacking off.

[SmileyBoy]

6. You prude.

:D

[Dirty Hippie]

8. Hey!

I think you must be my girlfriend!

[SmileyBoy]

9. Hmmm... I don't think so.

I'm a guy.

[Deja Q]

7. F, NO!

:evilgrin:

[SmileyBoy]

11. Amen, HypnoToad!!! Farting ROCKS!!!

*BLAAAAAAAATTTT*

[skygazer]

10. I kind of view it differently

Though I can understand your viewpoint, I kind of appreciate the fact that we can be ourselves around each other. We don't just let 'em rip indiscriminately but we don't worry too much about it either. We try not to offend and we say "excuse me" and when we're out in public, we're on our best behavior but, damn it, if I can't relax and fart in my own home, where the hell can I?

[GingerSnaps]

12. If you don't hear it

But you smell it does that mean you ate it because smell and taste go together. :silly:

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. when men do it, its disgusting, when women do it

its refreshing.

;)

[AVESGA]

14. I'M SUCH AN OLD FART...

...I hardly even stink anymore.

(we used to refer to them as "barking spiders" growing up.)

[drdon326]

15. Helpful hint.....CHARCOAL CAPSULES !!

4 TO 6 charcoal capsules per day will decrease the gas tremendously AND decrease any odors.

overthe counter....no rx needed.