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Toast by Heywood Banks
All around the country and coast to coast People always say, "what do you like most?" I don’t want to brag, I don’t want to boast I always tell ‘em, "I like toast." YEAH, TOAST!! YEAH, TOAST!!
I get up in the morning ‘bout six A.M. Have a little jelly, have a little jam Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot Push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast. YEAH, TOAST! YEAH, TOAST!
Now, there’s no secret to toasting perfection There’s a dial on the side and you make your selection Push to the dark or the light and then If it pops too soon, press down again Make toast. YEAH, TOAST! YEAH, TOAST!
When the first caveman drove in from the drags Didn’t know what would go with the bacon and the eggs Must have met a genius, got it in his head Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread Make toast. YEAH, TOAST! YEAH, TOAST!
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