Did the BFEE Murder John Ritter?

[HalfManHalfBiscuit]

Clearly, he died on Bush's watch. He acted gay in a TV sitcom, so was obviously a Democrat. He has the same last name as Scott Ritter.

Connect the dots, folks. And you "coincidence theorists" need not respond.

I just hope Carrot Top is watching his back.

[LosinIt]

1. What are you smokin?

[Emperor_Norton_II]

5. Ignore him, he's been sitting too close to the 9/11 Forum

Inhaling all that secondhand tinfoil, don'tchaknow. :smoke:

[stickdog]

2. That's mighty funny.

You and Tom Nickell and Birdman should have your own sitcom.

"BFEE's Company" would be a good working title.

[MisterP]

4. *snort*

[DemBones DemBones]

3. Another Half Baked Post. . .

[DS1]

6. They also had Johnny Cash offed because they thought

he was hording money :eyes:

Just like it was really them who paved the way to a dry presidency by eliminating a senior aide who shares the name of an Australian beer!

Yeah, that's the ticket!

[Emperor_Norton_II]

8. Oh no no, see, Johnny isn't really dead

He was just recalled to the top-secret government organization he helped found.

AUDIENCE: "You mean..?!"

That's right... the MEN IN BLACK! B-)

[birdman]

19. Ashcroft couldn't stand the thought of "A boy named Sue" so ...

they used an EMP weapon to shut off his respirator.


Those strawberries are in a burning ring of fire.

[wuushew]

7. Attempted/successful BFEE assassinations for 2003

Bob Hope
John Ritter
Johnny Cash
David Kelly
David Brinkley
Charles Bronson
Anna Lindh
Warren Zevon

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

9. Bronson broke a shot glass with his two little fingers.

So he's out. The others were killed on orders from Poppy.

[rooboy]

10. I have no doubt it was a BFEE hit.

dubya probably said to "kill Ritter", and they hit John Ritter instead of Scott.

Typical Bush efficiency.

[stickdog]

15. LOL.

That's my theory on this as well.

It's like when Cheney told his Halliburton operatives to make sure nobody could trace the Cash.

And when Rove said the only way to stop the Democrats was to take Hope off life support.

[liberalhistorian]

17. ROFLMAO!

And the black helicopters are close behind!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

25. Uncle.

[JanMichael]

11. Not funny half "person".

Crap like your thread are major identifiers of less than desirable persons on the board:-)

Nice work.

[theHandpuppet]

12. This tasteless thread...

... is very typical of this particular poster, JanMichael. Your instincts are spot on.

[CentristDemocrat]

13. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Paragon]

14. Targeted for locking...

:nuke:

[liberalhistorian]

18. Aw, c'mon, we were just starting to have some fun

goofing on the poster! What else are us dateless folk supposed to do on a Friday night?

[blondeatlast]

21. Hey, John would've wanted it this way . . .

He obviously had a sense of humor.

[Junkdrawer]

16. Oh I get it. Since they didn't murder everyone, they couldn't murder...

anyone. Wow, I never thought of it that way.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

20. snarf!

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:V6wWiKIug1AC:zapatopi.net/afdb/alnose.jpg

[Dob Bole]

22. Oh yeah... the ThunderCats....

Did anybody else notice that those feline males went away after the Bushies took over? Hmm...

[wuushew]

24. Mumm-ra works for BFEE?

[Julien Sorel]

23. All I can say is...

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: