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Fri Sep-12-03 11:58 PM
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Bush Jokes

What is dumber than Dick Cheney building a bridge in the middle of the desert?

George W Bush fishing off the end of it.

A Blonde, a Bruenette and Pickles are in a swimming competetion. The event they are told is the 100 meter breast stroke. The Blonde takes first, The Bruenette takes second and after TWO HOURS pickles finishes last.

After the race Pickles aproaches the nearest judge and says "not to sound like a sore loser but, I could swear thety were using their arms".

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